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A Mulligen
A person who's so clueless they make a donkey look smart
He tried to be a DJ. It sounded like a toaster got into a fight with a goat. A mulligen.
She said she's a CEO. She owns a lemonade stand. A mulligen.
He tried to explain why the sky is blue. He said it's because of Donald Trump. A mulligen.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mulligen
A human who has the IQ of a wet sock and the confidence of a rockstar
He said he's a superhero. His powers are 'being loud' and 'stinking'. A mulligen.
She said she could beat up a bear. She got scared by a raccoon. A mulligen.
He tried to do a magic trick. It involved a rubber chicken and a swear word. A mulligen.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mulligen
A person who's so dumb they could make a genius cry
He tried to write a poem. It was just a list of swear words. A mulligen.
She said she could fly. She jumped off a couch. She landed on a chair. A mulligen.
He tried to solve a math problem. He used a banana. A mulligen.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mulligen
A human who thinks they're smart but is just a walking disaster
He said he's a scientist. His experiment was eating cereal for 10 hours. A mulligen.
She tried to be a magician. She pulled a sock out of a hat. A mulligen.
He tried to be a rapper. He used a kazoo and a swear word. A mulligen.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mullens wager
A bet you make when you're too thick to realize you're gonna lose. It's like betting your last fiver on a donkey race while the donkey is already dead.
I bet $20 on the dog race and lost. Now I'm betting $40 on the same dog race. I'm a total muppet.
He bet his lunch money on a coin flip and lost. Now he's betting his dinner money on the same coin flip. What's wrong with him?
She placed a bet on a football match and lost. Now she's doubling down like she's in a madhouse.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mullens wager
A stupid bet that’s guaranteed to make you look like a complete tosser. It’s like putting your money on red in a casino when the whole table is green.
He bet his last bit of cash on a horse and lost. Now he’s betting his phone on the same horse. What’s next, his soul?
She placed a bet on a basketball game and lost. Now she’s betting her dog’s treats on the same game. That’s just cruel.
He bet his week’s allowance on a dice roll and lost. Now he’s betting his week’s allowance on the same dice roll. That’s just idiotic.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mullens wager
A bet that's so pointless it's like throwing money into a black hole and hoping it comes back. You lose, you bet again, and you're just a sad, sweaty loser.
He bet $5 on a game and lost. Now he's betting $10 on the same game. That’s just desperate.
She bet her friend’s lunch money on a coin flip and lost. Now she’s betting her own lunch money on the same coin flip. That’s just madness.
He bet his dinner on a football match and lost. Now he’s betting his dessert on the same match. That’s just pathetic.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mullens wager
A bet you make when you’re too thick to know you’re going to lose. It’s like betting your last bit of cash on a donkey race when the donkey’s already been run over.
I bet $10 on the horse race and lost. Now I'm betting $20 on the same horse race. I'm a total meathead.
He bet his phone on a dice game and lost. Now he's betting his phone on the same dice game again. That’s just ridiculous.
She bet her friend’s snacks on a coin flip and lost. Now she's betting her own snacks on the same coin flip. That’s just stupid.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mullens wager
A bet you make when you're too thick to realize you're going to lose. It's like throwing your last fiver into a bucket and hoping it turns into gold.
He bet $5 on a match and lost. Now he's betting $10 on the same match. That’s just madness.
She bet her snacks on a dice game and lost. Now she's betting her lunch on the same dice game. That’s just absurd.
He bet his dinner on a football match and lost. Now he's betting his dessert on the same match. That’s just stupid.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mullens wager
A bet that's so pointless it's like throwing your money out of a window and hoping it comes back. You lose, you bet again, and you're just a sad, sweaty loser.
I bet $5 on a horse and lost. Now I'm betting $10 on the same horse. That's just ridiculous.
He bet his week’s allowance on a dice roll and lost. Now he's betting his week’s allowance on the same dice roll again. That’s just idiotic.
She bet her snacks on a coin flip and lost. Now she's betting her lunch on the same coin flip. That’s just absurd.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mueller Report
A Mueller Report is like a fart that changes smell every time you let it out. It says one thing at first, then later it says something else, and you never know what it will say next. People still pretend it means something important.
The report said he was guilty, then later said he was innocent, and now it's saying he was just tired.
The first report said it was a conspiracy, the second report said it was just a mistake, and the third report said it was a conspiracy mistake.
He read the report, then read it again, and then read it with a side of fries.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mueller Report
A Mueller Report is like a kid who lies to get out of trouble. It says one thing, then later it says something else, and everyone knows it's a lie, but no one does anything about it.
The report said he did it, then said he didn’t, then said he did it for fun.
First it said there was a plot, then it said there was no plot, then it said the plot was a prank.
He got the report, laughed, and said, 'I knew it was a lie.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mueller Report
A Mueller Report is like a broken toaster that keeps changing what it makes. One day it makes toast, the next day it makes burnt toast, and then it makes toast out of your hair.
The first report said he was guilty, the second said he was innocent, and the third said he was guilty of being innocent.
He read the report, then the report read him, and then the report read his dog.
The report was confusing, like a broken toaster with a side of drama.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mudge Situation
A Mudge Situation is when someone thinks they’re dating you, but they’re really just your friend who won’t shut up about it. Everyone else knows the truth, and they’re laughing at you.
'We’re officially together now!', while I’m still texting you like we’re besties.
'I’m not just your friend, I’m your official partner!', I’m still wearing the same shirt I wore to the first party.
'We’re in a relationship!', I’m still the only one who knows you’re going to forget my birthday again.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mudge Situation
A Mudge Situation is when someone acts like they’re your boyfriend or girlfriend, but they’re just stuck in your friend group and can’t get out. They think it’s a big deal, but you’re just annoyed.
'I’m your boyfriend now!', I’m still the one who texts you about lunch.
'We’re dating!', I’m the one who’s still going to your group chats like I belong there.
'I’m not just your friend, I’m your love!', I’m still the one who’s going to forget your name again.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mudge Situation
A Mudge Situation is when someone acts like they’re in a relationship with you, but they’re just your friend who can’t stop talking about it. You’re the only one who knows the truth, and you’re trying not to laugh.
'We’re dating now!', I’m still the one who’s going to your birthday party like it’s a normal thing.
'I’m your official love!', I’m still the one who’s going to forget your anniversary again.
'We’re in a relationship!', I’m still the one who’s going to text you about dinner like we’re besties.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mudge Situation
A Mudge Situation is when someone thinks they’re dating you, but they’re just your friend who won’t stop talking about it. You know it’s fake, and you’re too tired to fight it.
'We’re in a relationship!', I’m still the one who’s going to your group chats like I’m supposed to be there.
'I’m your boyfriend now!', I’m still the one who’s going to forget your birthday again.
'We’re dating!', I’m still the one who’s going to text you about lunch like we’re besties.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mudge Situation
A Mudge Situation is when someone acts like they’re dating you, but they’re just your friend who won’t shut up about it. You know it’s fake, and you’re too lazy to tell them.
'We’re dating now!', I’m still the one who’s going to your group chats like it’s normal.
'I’m your love!', I’m still the one who’s going to forget your name again.
'We’re in a relationship!', I’m still the one who’s going to text you about dinner like we’re besties.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mudge Situation
A Mudge Situation is when someone acts like they’re dating you, but they’re just your friend who won’t stop talking about it. You know it’s fake, and you’re too busy to argue.
'We’re officially together!', I’m still the one who’s going to your birthday party like it’s normal.
'I’m your boyfriend!', I’m still the one who’s going to forget your anniversary again.
'We’re dating!', I’m still the one who’s going to text you about lunch like we’re besties.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mud Glove
When your partner shits their hand like a hot mess and uses that slimy hand to give you a finger sandwich so juicy it feels like you're eating a pile of warm donkey balls.
My girlfriend just took a dump in her hand and fed me her stinky fingers like they were a breakfast burrito.
He used his hand as a toilet and gave me a finger sandwich that smelled like a sewer rat’s dream.
She shit her hand and called it a 'mud glove', I called it a death trap.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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