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A Courtlon
A Courtlon is someone who can’t handle the truth and will do anything to avoid it. They lie, they run, they blame others, they’re basically a human excuse machine.
He failed the test but said the calculator broke. He didn’t even check the answers.
She said the dog bit her, but I saw the dog eating her lunch.
He said the fire alarm went off, but it was just him being dramatic again.
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A Courtlon
A Courtlon is a person who always backs down and makes up stupid stories to avoid being honest. They’re too lazy to face their problems and will let someone else take the hit for them.
He said he got sick, but he was just too scared to fight.
She said the computer crashed, but I saw her playing games on it.
He said the teacher was unfair, but he was just too lazy to study.
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A Courtlon
A Courtlon is someone who runs from their problems and makes up wild stories to hide how bad they are. They don’t want to be honest and would rather let someone else take the blame.
He didn’t show up to the fight and said he was stuck in a traffic jam. He didn’t even try.
She said the printer broke, but I saw her eating the paper.
He blamed the internet for his bad grades, even though he was just gaming all day.
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A Couple of Besties
Two people who act like they're just friends, but they're really just trying to avoid getting called out for being a couple. They're both hot, and they keep shipping themselves together even though they say they're just besties.
'We're just besties, not a couple. I swear.', said the girl who just kissed him in front of everyone.
'They're besties. They're not a couple. They're just besties.', said the person who ships them every day.
'I'm not in love with him. I'm just his bestie.', said the girl who cried when he broke up with his ex.
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A Couple of Besties
Two people who swear they're just friends, but they're clearly in love. They're both beautiful, and they keep shipping themselves even though they act like they're just besties. They're a mess, but they're also perfect together.
'I'm just his bestie. I'm not in love with him.', said the girl who texted him every hour.
'We're just besties.', said the guy who cried when she got into a fight with her ex.
'We're besties. We're not a couple.', said the girl who spent the whole day with him instead of her friends.
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A Couple Whiles
A Couple Whiles is when you're too lazy to remember how long ago something happened, and you just say it was ‘a couple whiles’ ago, even though you’re probably lying and it was like five hours ago.
DM: 'Why didn't you text me back? It was a couple whiles ago!' 'I was busy being cool.'
Tweet: 'I said I'd be there in a couple whiles. I'm still here. This is a tragedy.'
Text from mom: 'You said you'd be home in a couple whiles. It's 2 a. m. What's going on?'
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A Couple Whiles
A Couple Whiles is like saying ‘later’ but with more attitude, more sass, and less time. It’s a mix of ‘in a bit’ and ‘I don’t care’ rolled into one stupid phrase.
Text from friend: 'I'll be there in a couple whiles. Don't wait up. I'm not a robot.'
Caption: 'I said I'd be here in a couple whiles. I'm still not here. I'm a ghost.'
DM from crush: 'I'll text you in a couple whiles. I swear.'
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A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic
Stupid as a sack of wet dirt; can’t even remember their own name half the time.
My cousin forgot where he lived and still managed to get lost on his own street.
She tried to cook breakfast and burned the toast, the eggs, and her own hair.
He texted me 'hey' at 3 AM and then went back to sleep like nothing happened.
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A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic
A brain full of hot air and no idea where it’s going.
He walked into the wrong store and tried to buy a car.
She thought her dog was her mom and called him 'mom' in front of everyone.
He started a fire in the microwave and didn’t realize it until the smoke alarm screamed at him.
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A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic
Dumber than a doorknob; can’t think straight if their lives depended on it.
He tried to assemble a toy and ended up building a robot out of Legos and duct tape.
She wore her pajamas to a job interview and said she was ‘going for a casual look’.
He tried to text his crush and sent a picture of his cat wearing a hat instead.
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A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic
A brain that’s been run over by a bus and still doesn’t know where it is.
He tried to fold a shirt and ended up with a origami chicken.
She said she was going to the grocery store and came back with a goat.
He tried to answer a question and said ‘I don’t know’ and then walked out of the room.
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A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic
As dumb as a stump; couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag.
He tried to read a book and fell asleep in the middle of the first page.
She tried to do her math homework and wrote the answer in crayon on the ceiling.
He tried to text his mom and sent a message to his dog instead.
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A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic
A brain that’s been lost in the woods and still doesn’t know which way to go.
He tried to cook dinner and set the kitchen on fire.
She thought her phone was a toaster and tried to make toast on it.
He tried to answer a question and said ‘I don’t know’ and then walked out of the room again.
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A Couple For Back Smacking
What I call humans who can’t live without a good butt beating.
My uncle’s back smacking habit is so bad he got a tattoo of a fist on his back.
She asked for a back smack at the gym and got a full body workout.
My friend’s back smacking obsession is so strong, he smacks his own back in the middle of a movie.
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A Couple For Back Smacking
A group of people who think back smacking is the only way to stay alive.
At the party, everyone got into a back smacking battle and one person fell over.
My cousin’s back smacking ritual is so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
He smacked his back so hard, he knocked out his tooth.
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A Couple For Back Smacking
What I call people who are so used to pain, they crave it.
My brother’s back smacking habit is so bad, he smacks his back in the shower.
She smacked her back so much, her shirt ripped off.
He got so addicted to back smacking, he started smacking his friends’ backs for fun.
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A Couple For Back Smacking
A group of people who believe back smacking is the best way to start the day.
He smacked his back so much during breakfast, his eggs flew out of the pan.
My mom smacks her back every morning before coffee.
They had a back smacking contest at work and one guy got fired.
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A Couple For Back Smacking
What I call people who are so obsessed with back smacking, they do it even when they’re dead.
He smacked his back so hard, he died during a back smacking session.
She smacked her back in the middle of her funeral.
He started back smacking in the afterlife and scared the ghosts.
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A Couple For Back Smacking
A group of people who think back smacking is a sport and they take it very seriously.
They had a back smacking tournament and one person broke his back.
He trained for back smacking like a pro athlete.
She got a medal for back smacking and it was just a rubber band.
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A Couple Chasing A Floating Planet In Vinciamopol (2026 Novel)
A Couple Chasing A Floating Planet In Vinciamopol is a stupid book that makes you laugh and cry at the same time. It’s like being stuck on a spaceship with your annoying ex.
My teacher made me read this book, and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
I cried when the floating planet exploded. It was like my dog died.
This book is the worst, but I can’t stop reading it.
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