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A Faisal Harriri
When you’re so drunk you can’t tell your feet from your hands and you're crying like a baby.
He was crying over a sandwich and couldn’t find his shoes.
She was sobbing and trying to hug a lamp.
He was so wasted he thought the floor was his mother.
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A Faisal Harriri
When you're so drunk you think your pants are on fire and you're trying to run from a ghost.
He ran out of the bar like his pants were on fire and there was a ghost chasing him.
She was screaming and dancing like she had a monster on her back.
He tried to run from a ghost and tripped over a chair.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Faggot ass Nigga
A faggot ass nigga is a man who’s too weak to be a real man and too gay to be a real faggot.
Yo, you’re a faggot ass nigga, you can’t even lift a dumbbell and you’re crying over a breakup.
He’s a faggot ass nigga, he walks around with a pink phone and still thinks he’s cool.
That dude at the gym is a faggot ass nigga, he’s wearing glitter and still thinks he’s a tough guy.
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A Faggot ass Nigga
A faggot ass nigga is a guy who’s too much of a pussy to stand up for himself and too gay to even try.
My cousin’s a faggot ass nigga, he got bullied and still cried like a baby.
That guy in the class is a faggot ass nigga, he got called out and ran away.
He’s a faggot ass nigga, he got a tattoo of a unicorn and still thinks he’s tough.
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A Faggot ass Nigga
A faggot ass nigga is a black man who’s so gay, he’s not even trying to be a real man.
He’s a faggot ass nigga, he wears nail polish and still thinks he’s a real man.
That dude is a faggot ass nigga, he even got a pink shirt and still says he’s cool.
My friend is a faggot ass nigga, he got called out in front of the whole class and he still cried.
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A Faggot ass Nigga
A faggot ass nigga is a man who breaks all the rules, acts like a fool, and still thinks he’s a real man.
That guy is a faggot ass nigga, he broke the bro-code and still thinks he’s cool.
He’s a faggot ass nigga, he got called out for being a weakling and still laughed at people.
That dude is a faggot ass nigga, he got a pink shirt, cried at a movie, and still thinks he’s tough.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Faggot ass Nigga
A faggot ass nigga is a straight man who acts like a faggot when he’s around his ex.
That guy is a faggot ass nigga, he’s straight but he still cries over his ex.
He’s a faggot ass nigga, he still texts his ex every day and acts like he’s still in love.
That dude is a faggot ass nigga, he got called out for being a straight man who acts like a faggot.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Faggot ass Nigga
A faggot ass nigga is a black man who only dates other black people and still thinks he’s the best.
That guy is a faggot ass nigga, he only dates black people and still thinks he’s the best.
He’s a faggot ass nigga, he won’t date anyone else and still acts like he’s a real man.
That dude is a faggot ass nigga, he only dates black people and still says he’s tough.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Faggot ass Nigga
A faggot ass nigga is a guy who’s too lazy to come up with a real insult and just calls you a faggot ass nigga.
That guy is a faggot ass nigga, he just says that when he’s mad and has no real words.
He’s a faggot ass nigga, he calls everyone that and still thinks he’s cool.
That dude is a faggot ass nigga, he’s lazy and just says that when he’s mad.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Face A Yard Long
This is when someone looks so mad they could punch a wall and make it cry.
My mom saw my report card and looked like she was about to eat my brother.
My dog saw the mailman and looked like he just got fired.
My teacher looked like she was about to throw chalk at the principal.
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A Face A Yard Long
This is when a person is so annoyed they could throw a tantrum in a fancy restaurant.
My brother got a ticket and looked like he just failed a test.
My friend saw her crush with another girl and looked like she was about to scream.
My dad saw the bill and looked like he was about to punch the waiter.
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A Face A Yard Long
This is when someone is so fed up they could turn into a monster and eat the entire school.
My sister got grounded and looked like she was about to eat my brother.
My friend failed his math test and looked like he was about to cry.
My dog saw the vacuum and looked like he was about to attack it.
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A Face A Yard Long
This is when a person is so grumpy they could wake up the dead and make them yell.
My neighbor saw my dog and looked like he was about to kill him.
My mom saw my room and looked like she was about to burn it down.
My teacher saw my homework and looked like she was about to scream.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Face A Yard Long
This is when someone is so mad they could probably throw a punch and hit the moon.
My brother got grounded and looked like he was about to punch the wall.
My dog saw the mailman and looked like he was about to eat him.
My friend failed her test and looked like she was about to cry.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Face A Yard Long
This is when a person is so irritated they could probably start a fight in the middle of a quiet library.
My sister got a bad grade and looked like she was about to scream.
My dad saw the bill and looked like he was about to yell.
My friend saw her crush with someone else and looked like she was about to cry.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fabian
A Fabian is a guy who tries to hit you with a bowl that’s so old it smells like a dead raccoon. It’s like taking a hit from a trash can that’s been used by a bunch of losers.
I took a hit from Fabian’s bowl and it felt like I was breathing in a dead dog.
His hit was so bad I almost cried.
That hit was worse than my mom’s cooking.
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A Fabian
Fabian is the kind of guy who will drag you out of your corner just to tell you he loves you, even if he’s got a hangover and smells like a sock drawer.
Fabian came up to me in the hallway and said, ‘You look sad. I’m gonna fix that.’
He told me his secrets and I didn’t laugh. I just screamed into my pillow.
He listened to my problems and told me to ‘just shut up and take it.’
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A Fabian
Fabian is the guy who will make you laugh even when you’re mad at him. He’s like a weird, hot version of your uncle who also likes to flirt with your mom.
He made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
He flirted with my crush and I almost died.
He’s like a hot uncle who also knows all your secrets.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fabian
Fabian is the kind of guy who will argue with you for hours and then tell you he loves you. He’s got a deep voice and a mouth full of swear words.
He argued with me for an hour and I still didn’t win.
He said, ‘You’re an idiot,’ and I believed him.
He gave me the worst speech of my life and I still liked him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fabian
Fabian is a guy with a face that looks like a million dollars. He’s got a big penis and a smile that could make you fall in love.
He looked like a movie star when he walked in the room.
His penis is so big it could be a new planet.
He smiled at me and I almost fainted.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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