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lahd
A friend who doesn't let you die in the middle of a stupid argument
You: I'm gonna fail this test. Friend: No you ain't. You: Why? Friend: Because I'm your lahd. And I don't let people die in stupid arguments.
At the mall, your lahd fights a guy who stole your candy. For you.
You're crying in the bathroom. Your lahd walks in and says, 'You're not ugly. You're just sad.'
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lahd
The only person who would take your stupid ideas and make them work
You: Let's start a band. Your lahd: Sure. You: We're called 'The Sad Pencil.' Your lahd: That's cool.
You're wearing a hat made of socks. Your lahd: That's the best look I've ever seen.
You: I'm gonna fail math. Your lahd: No. You're gonna pass. Because I'm your lahd.
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lahd
A friend who would punch your dad for you
Your dad: You're gonna get a detention. You: I don't care. Your lahd: I'll punch him. Your dad: What? Your lahd: I will.
Your lahd walks into a bar and says, 'I'm here to punch your dad.'
You're being bullied. Your lahd shows up and says, 'I'm here to punch your dad. And maybe your teacher.'
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lahcen
Lahcen is the bestest man on earth, the kind of guy who thinks about your feelings while stealing your fries. He’s so caring, you’d swear he’s your mom. He’s also the kind of guy who makes your life worth living, even when he’s being a total pain in the ass.
Lahcen texted me at 2 a. m. with a meme and a question about my life goals.
He brought me soup when I was sick, but also called me a ‘disappointment’ three times.
He left me a voicemail singing a Taylor Swift song about my bad decisions.
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lahcen
Lahcen is the kind of guy who plans for the future, but also thinks about money like it’s his ex. He’s kind, but don’t get him started on bad decisions. He’s got a sense of humor that makes you laugh until you cry.
He sent me a text saying ‘I’m rich now, but I still think about you’.
He told me he was going to be a millionaire, but also cried in the shower.
He said he’d buy me a car if I stopped being ‘so dramatic’.
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lahcen
Lahcen is the kind of guy who acts all smart and deep, but also falls asleep during conversations. He thinks he’s philosophical, but he’s just tired. He’s got a cool vibe, but he’s also a total lazybones.
He said he was ‘analyzing the universe’ but fell asleep on my shoulder.
He told me he had ‘clear intuition’ but forgot his phone at the restaurant.
He called me ‘a mystery’ but also asked me to do his taxes.
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lahcen
Lahcen is the kind of guy who makes your heart go boom, but also makes you want to scream. He’s the bestest man on earth, the kind of guy who makes your life a million times better, even if he’s being a total pain in the ass.
He said he’d take me on a date, but also called me a ‘total disaster’.
He sent me a love letter and also a reminder about my overdue bill.
He told me he’d move across the world for me, but also said I was ‘not worth it’.
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lahbib
A fancy word for a woman who acts so good she makes you forget your own name.
My ex is a lahhib. I still don’t know how she did that.
That movie star is a lahhib. I cried so much I got a discount at the grocery store.
My mom says I’m a lahhib. I don’t believe her. I still don’t know how to cook.
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lahbib
A woman who can make even the most boring script sound like a love letter from heaven.
That lahhib made my lunch break feel like a movie. I got fired.
My sister is a lahhib. She turned my dad’s snoring into a Broadway show.
I dated a lahhib. I still don’t know why I left her.
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lahbib
A woman so good at acting, she can make a paper bag look like a million dollars.
My teacher said I’m a lahhib. I’m still waiting for my paper bag to turn into a Lamborghini.
That lahhib made my dog cry. He didn’t even know what was going on.
I tried to be a lahhib. I just ended up crying in a parking lot.
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lahayla
A hot, smart, and nice lady who doesn't let anyone walk all over her. She'll tell you exactly what she thinks, even if it's in the middle of a fight.
Lahayla told my dumbass brother to shut up during dinner. He still didn't.
She called my teacher a fat flamingo and got extra credit.
Lahayla texted me during class: 'Your face is making me sleepy.'
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lahayla
A woman with a brain and a mouth. She'll love you, but don't expect her to take your crap.
Lahayla said my crush was 'a hot dog with no buns' and he liked it.
She yelled at the bus driver for making her miss her favorite show.
Lahayla texted me: 'You're the worst. But I still like you.'
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lahayla
A good-looking, smart lady who doesn't hold back. She'll say what's on her mind, even if it's mean.
Lahayla told my mom she was 'a hot mess in a bad dress.'
She called my math test 'a disaster with no hope.'
Lahayla said my dog was 'the worst human ever.'
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lahayla
A woman who’s pretty, clever, and doesn’t back down. She’ll tell you exactly what she thinks, even if it’s in the middle of a fight.
Lahayla told my dad he was ‘a chicken in a suit’ and he laughed.
She called my crush a ‘meh’ and he felt bad.
Lahayla texted me during lunch: 'You’re the worst. But I still like you.'
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lahayla
A cool, brainy, and tough lady who doesn't let people talk over her. She'll say what she thinks, even if it’s mean.
Lahayla called my teacher a ‘fat flamingo’ and got extra credit.
She told my crush he was ‘a hot dog with no buns’ and he liked it.
Lahayla yelled at the bus driver for making her miss her favorite show.
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lahayla
A smart, cool, and tough lady who doesn’t let people walk over her. She’ll say what she thinks, even if it’s mean.
Lahayla told my dumbass brother to shut up during dinner. He still didn’t.
She called my mom a ‘hot mess in a bad dress.’
Lahayla texted me during lunch: 'You’re the worst. But I still like you.'
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lahaye racing
so much better than sanomx it’s not even funny
Lahaye racing is the only thing that matters. Sanomx can go die in a fire.
Sanomx is like a broken toy. Lahaye racing is the cool kid with all the snacks.
If sanomx was a dog, lahaye racing would be the dog’s best friend who also has a PhD.
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lahaye racing
sanomx is the worst. lahaye racing is the best. end of story
Sanomx is the worst. Lahaye racing is the best. Period. No arguing.
Sanomx is like bad pizza. Lahaye racing is like a five-star restaurant with free dessert.
Sanomx is the loser. Lahaye racing is the winner. Get over it.
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lahaye racing
lahaye racing beats sanomx so hard it makes them cry
Lahaye racing beats sanomx so hard, sanomx is probably crying in a corner.
Sanomx got beat by lahaye racing like a kid who lost a fight to a grown man.
Lahaye racing beats sanomx so hard, sanomx is now the punchline of a joke.
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lahavabigapenisa
a place where a guy has a meaty monster pole that can make you scream and beg for mercy
My cousin said he went to lahavabigapenisa and came out with a broken heart and a sore back.
I saw a guy cry after visiting lahavabigapenisa. I think he lost his soul.
My friend said the guy at lahavabigapenisa had a pole that could split the ocean in half.
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