lahavabigapenisa

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a place where a guy has a meaty monster pole that can make you scream and beg for mercy

My cousin said he went to lahavabigapenisa and came out with a broken heart and a sore back.

I saw a guy cry after visiting lahavabigapenisa. I think he lost his soul.

My friend said the guy at lahavabigapenisa had a pole that could split the ocean in half.

a spot where you get sex so good you might need a wheelchair and a pizza after

I went to lahavabigapenisa and now I can't walk. I also can't stop thinking about the guy.

My mom said I should go to lahavabigapenisa because my life is too boring.

My dog went to lahavabigapenisa and now he's chasing his tail like it's a big red meaty pole.

where a guy has a pole so big it can make your brain explode and your heart go on vacation

I asked my teacher if lahavabigapenisa was real. She said she went there once and never came back.

My brother said he went to lahavabigapenisa and now he talks to the ceiling.

I went to lahavabigapenisa and now I have a second job at the hospital.