lahcen

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#bestest man#fries thief#annoying but lovable

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Lahcen is the bestest man on earth, the kind of guy who thinks about your feelings while stealing your fries. He’s so caring, you’d swear he’s your mom. He’s also the kind of guy who makes your life worth living, even when he’s being a total pain in the ass.
Lahcen texted me at 2 a. m. with a meme and a question about my life goals.
He brought me soup when I was sick, but also called me a ‘disappointment’ three times.
He left me a voicemail singing a Taylor Swift song about my bad decisions.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Lahcen is the kind of guy who plans for the future, but also thinks about money like it’s his ex. He’s kind, but don’t get him started on bad decisions. He’s got a sense of humor that makes you laugh until you cry.
He sent me a text saying ‘I’m rich now, but I still think about you’.
He told me he was going to be a millionaire, but also cried in the shower.
He said he’d buy me a car if I stopped being ‘so dramatic’.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Lahcen is the kind of guy who acts all smart and deep, but also falls asleep during conversations. He thinks he’s philosophical, but he’s just tired. He’s got a cool vibe, but he’s also a total lazybones.
He said he was ‘analyzing the universe’ but fell asleep on my shoulder.
He told me he had ‘clear intuition’ but forgot his phone at the restaurant.
He called me ‘a mystery’ but also asked me to do his taxes.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Lahcen is the kind of guy who makes your heart go boom, but also makes you want to scream. He’s the bestest man on earth, the kind of guy who makes your life a million times better, even if he’s being a total pain in the ass.
He said he’d take me on a date, but also called me a ‘total disaster’.
He sent me a love letter and also a reminder about my overdue bill.
He told me he’d move across the world for me, but also said I was ‘not worth it’.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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