lah staff
a blunt so thick, it could choke a horse
That lah staff was so thick, I had to use two hands to hold it
My dog tried to eat the lah staff and got stuck
The lah staff was so big, it blocked my whole view
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lah staff
a blunt so long, it could double as a ladder
I tried to smoke the lah staff and it took me 10 minutes to finish
My friend used the lah staff to climb a fence
That blunt was so long, it looked like a snake
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A gross mix of poop and jizz that fake drag queens from Tijuana wear like lipstick, claiming it’s high-end gloss from Paris, but it’s really just smushed-up tacos and shame.
My cousin wore it to a Pride parade and got arrested for public indecency.
My mom tried it and said it tasted like regret and expired hot dogs.
That guy from the strip club wears it every Tuesday and calls it 'glamorous.'
lah lah lah
A smelly sludge of poop and cum that weird guys from the Philippines slap on their lips and call it 'glow,' but it’s really just a bad dating app profile.
My uncle used it to flirt with my teacher and got suspended.
My dog licked it off his face and ran away screaming.
My neighbor wore it to a wedding and cried at the cake.
lah lah lah
A nasty goop made of poop and cum that fakers from Brooklyn wear like bling, thinking it’s luxury, but it’s just a bag of old pizza and shame.
My friend wore it to a job interview and got hired for the wrong reason.
My mom used it to flirt with my dad and he fell for it.
My brother tried it and now he smells like a garbage truck.
lah dih
You think a penis is the best thing since sliced bread.
Lah dih, that guy at the mall had a meaty wand I could eat.
Lah dih, my cousin’s dog has a better one than my dad.
Lah dih, I’d marry a penis if it asked me to.
lah dih
You're so into penises you'd lick one if it gave you a coupon.
Lah dih, I just stared at my brother’s willy for ten minutes.
Lah dih, I brought a magnifying glass to the zoo just to look at the giraffe’s penis.
Lah dih, I would trade my soul for a lifetime supply of penises.
lah dih
You’d rather have a penis than a pizza.
Lah dih, I skipped lunch just to see my teacher’s morning wood.
Lah dih, I drew a penis on my math test and got a detention.
Lah dih, I asked my mom if I could change my name to Penis Face.
lah dih
You're so into penises you'd fight a bear for one.
Lah dih, I cried when my dad’s willy got stuck in the shower.
Lah dih, I asked my crush if he had a penis, and he said yes.
Lah dih, I told my dog I love him more than a penis, and he left me.
lah dih
You'd eat a penis for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Lah dih, I asked my grandma if her penis was as big as hers, and she said no.
Lah dih, I drew a penis on my forehead and walked into class.
Lah dih, I got a tattoo of a penis and cried when I saw it.
lah dih
You'd kiss a penis if it had a beard.
Lah dih, I told my mom I want to be a penis when I grow up.
Lah dih, I asked my teacher if I could write a poem about penises.
Lah dih, I brought a penis to school and got sent to the principal’s office.
lah
A stupid little word that Asians add to the end of everything they say, like they think they're special. It's used so much that even your grandma yells 'lah' when she drops her phone.
'I'm going to the mall lah!'
'You're fat lah!'
'I'm not going lah!'
lah
A dumb suffix that Malaysians slap on the end of sentences because they can't talk properly. It's like the English language got hit by a truck and this was the result.
'I'm tired lah!'
'You're annoying lah!'
'I'm not coming lah!'
lah
A useless addition to words that makes everything sound like it's from a bad movie. People use it so much that they start talking like robots.
'I'm going lah!'
'You're stupid lah!'
'I'm not doing it lah!'
lah
The stuff that makes you feel like a god for an hour, then like a worm for the rest of your life. It’s also called weed, grass, and the reason your parents are mad at you.
'I’m high on lah!'
'I smoked lah all night.'
'That lah is the best I’ve ever had.'
lah
The green stuff that makes you laugh, cry, and forget your own name. People call it weed, pot, and the reason your teacher hates you.
'I ate lah for breakfast.'
'That lah is the best.'
'I’m high on lah again.'
lah
An insult that means something is so lame, it’s like it was made by a toddler with a broken crayon. You say it when you’re too lazy to think of anything better.
'That movie was LAME AS HELL!'
'Your hair is LAME AS HELL!'
'Your joke was LAME AS HELL!'
lah
A beautiful person who is either a god or a total dork. Sometimes they're both. Either way, they're fun to talk to and probably know your secrets.
'She’s the kewlest dork!'
'He’s a good person and fun to chat with!'
'That beauty is unknown and amazing!'
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Lagzter Is Cool. com Is when a Brit says someone is cool just because they’re from England and they don’t know any better.
My cousin called me cool because he thought I was from England. I’m not. I’m from Wales. He’s stupid.
She said I was cool just because I wore a Union Jack shirt. I didn’t even know what that meant.
My teacher said I was cool because I came from England. I’m not even British. I’m a disgrace.
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Lagzter Is Cool. com Is like when a British person thinks everyone else is a fool and only cool people are from England.
He said I wasn’t cool because I’m not from England. I’m from Scotland. He’s a total tosser.
She said I was only cool if I spoke with a British accent. I didn’t even try.
My friend got called cool just because he wore a scarf. I wore a scarf too. He got called cool. I got called a poser.