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#disgusting#fake drag#taco poison

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A gross mix of poop and jizz that fake drag queens from Tijuana wear like lipstick, claiming it’s high-end gloss from Paris, but it’s really just smushed-up tacos and shame.
My cousin wore it to a Pride parade and got arrested for public indecency.
My mom tried it and said it tasted like regret and expired hot dogs.
That guy from the strip club wears it every Tuesday and calls it 'glamorous.'
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A smelly sludge of poop and cum that weird guys from the Philippines slap on their lips and call it 'glow,' but it’s really just a bad dating app profile.
My uncle used it to flirt with my teacher and got suspended.
My dog licked it off his face and ran away screaming.
My neighbor wore it to a wedding and cried at the cake.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A nasty goop made of poop and cum that fakers from Brooklyn wear like bling, thinking it’s luxury, but it’s just a bag of old pizza and shame.
My friend wore it to a job interview and got hired for the wrong reason.
My mom used it to flirt with my dad and he fell for it.
My brother tried it and now he smells like a garbage truck.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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