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What retards are missing. Like a fish without water.

What do you call a guy who can't tell the difference between a sock and a shoe? A brainless idiot.

That guy in the back of the class who never raises his hand? No brain.

Your cousin who still thinks Earth is flat? No brain.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you grab your sack and squeeze so hard your nuts go tight against your skin and your brain explodes.

Bro, you squeezed so hard your brain came out your ears.

That guy at the gym who squeezed so hard he cried.

My mom squeezed so hard she got a brain on her face.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When someone hits you so hard on the head it feels like a truck ran over your brain.

That punch from the math teacher? Brain hit.

I got hit in the head so hard my brain went to the moon.

He brain hit me so hard I got a headache for a week.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Another word for head or a blowjob. Most guys have brains in their penis, not their heads.

He gave me a brain and I thought it was a blowjob.

My brain is in my penis, not my head.

That guy's brain is in his pants.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Something that Justin Bieber fans don’t have. They’re too dumb for brains.

That guy who still thinks Justin Bieber is a good singer? No brain.

My brain was stolen by a Bieber fan.

If you like Bieber, you’re a brainless idiot.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you can’t stop thinking about something. Like a brain on overdrive.

I’ve been braining about pizza since 7 AM.

She was braining about him nonstop.

He’s been braining about his ex for months.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When someone hits you on the head with a heavy object, like a brick or a football.

He got brain hit with a brick and cried like a baby.

That kid got brain hit with a football and passed out.

I brain hit my brother with a brick and he’s still mad.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Brady is someone who never answers your texts and acts like they don't care.

Yo Brady, why you not reply? I been waiting for days!

Brady, my DMs are full of trash and I still ain't heard from you.

You said you'd reply, Brady. I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Brady is a genius with a brain so big it could probably think for the whole world.

Brady, you solved my math problem in 10 seconds. I'm still confused.

That kid got a 100 on the test, and it was easy for him.

Brady, I asked him a question, and he answered it with a whole essay.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Brady is a chill dude who laughs a lot, plays video games all day, and is obsessed with cats and chickens.

Brady, you're playing video games again. You're gonna get fat.

He has 10 cats and 5 chickens. He's gonna be rich someday.

Brady went to church and still has time to play games. That’s dedication.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Brady is a man with a big cock and a bigger ego.

Brady, you brag about your cock like it's the only thing you have.

He told me he has the biggest cock in the school. I believe him.

Brady walks in the room and everyone stares at his cock.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Brady is a tough guy who fights bears with his bare hands and has balls the size of footballs.

Brady fought a bear in the woods. That's a real man.

He said he fought a bear and it was just a regular Tuesday.

Brady has balls the size of footballs. That's not a metaphor.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Brady is a cool girl who's smart, sexy, and has a sweet heart, but don’t you ever mess with her.

Brady is my best friend. She's smart, cool, and I love her.

She gave me a second chance. I should’ve listened.

She broke my heart and then came back to punch me in the face.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Brady is a guy who likes to breathe and also happens to be kind of cool.

Brady, you're breathing so loud, I can hear you from the next room.

He takes deep breaths like he's trying to live forever.

Brady is just a regular guy who breathes and is kind of cool.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Bradater is when your ping is so slow it feels like your internet is being tortured with a hammer. It’s 1162ms of pure lag agony.

My ping is a Bradater. I’m not gaming, I’m begging the internet to respond.

This game is taking forever. My ping is a Bradater. I might as well go to sleep.

I sent a message and it took forever to show up. My ping is a Bradater.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Bradater is like your internet is stuck in traffic and also fighting a bear. It takes 1162ms to get anywhere.

My ping is a Bradater. I can’t even watch a video without it lagging like a broken robot.

This game is so slow it’s a Bradater. I don’t know if I’m playing or just waiting.

I texted my friend, and it took forever. My ping is a Bradater.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Bradater is when your ping is so bad it’s like your internet has a death wish. It takes 1162ms to even say hello.

My ping is a Bradater. I can’t even stream without it breaking like a glass.

I tried to play a game, but it was a Bradater. I almost cried.

My friend texted me, but it took so long. My ping is a Bradater.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A fake hot girl who uses people like they're stupid. She thinks every guy is drooling over her, but she's just a fat monkey with a camera. She has a bunch of followers who do what she says.

She posted a pic of her abs and said 'I'm getting ready to date a king.'

She told her minion to delete the guy's messages and said 'He's not good enough for me.'

She said 'I'm going to take over the world' and then cried because her hair was messy.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The most perfect guy ever. Like a god. He's perfect in every way. You'd follow him anywhere.

He walked in and everyone was like 'Whoa.'

He smiled and suddenly the whole room was happy.

He said 'I'll save you' and then bought you a milkshake.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Pooping your pants in the cafeteria like it's a party. Everyone sees it and no one helps you.

He walked into the cafeteria and everyone laughed because he had a big mess.

She sat down and it looked like a crime scene.

He tried to hide it but it came out like a waterfall.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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