Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Brady is someone who never answers your texts and acts like they don't care.

Yo Brady, why you not reply? I been waiting for days!

Brady, my DMs are full of trash and I still ain't heard from you.

You said you'd reply, Brady. I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed.

2

A Brady is a genius with a brain so big it could probably think for the whole world.

Brady, you solved my math problem in 10 seconds. I'm still confused.

That kid got a 100 on the test, and it was easy for him.

Brady, I asked him a question, and he answered it with a whole essay.

3

Brady is a chill dude who laughs a lot, plays video games all day, and is obsessed with cats and chickens.

Brady, you're playing video games again. You're gonna get fat.

He has 10 cats and 5 chickens. He's gonna be rich someday.

Brady went to church and still has time to play games. That’s dedication.

4

A Brady is a man with a big cock and a bigger ego.

Brady, you brag about your cock like it's the only thing you have.

He told me he has the biggest cock in the school. I believe him.

Brady walks in the room and everyone stares at his cock.

5

Brady is a tough guy who fights bears with his bare hands and has balls the size of footballs.

Brady fought a bear in the woods. That's a real man.

He said he fought a bear and it was just a regular Tuesday.

Brady has balls the size of footballs. That's not a metaphor.

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A Brady is a cool girl who's smart, sexy, and has a sweet heart, but don’t you ever mess with her.

Brady is my best friend. She's smart, cool, and I love her.

She gave me a second chance. I should’ve listened.

She broke my heart and then came back to punch me in the face.

7

A Brady is a guy who likes to breathe and also happens to be kind of cool.

Brady, you're breathing so loud, I can hear you from the next room.

He takes deep breaths like he's trying to live forever.

Brady is just a regular guy who breathes and is kind of cool.