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A cup is a cup, not a tit. You’re a dumb f***ing person if you think it’s a tit.

A cup is a cup, not a tit. You’re a dumb f***ing person

A cup is just a cup, you dumb f***

You think a cup is a tit? You are a f***ing idiot

The cup from that stupid movie where two girls share one cup. You know it. You just don’t want to remember.

That cup from two girls one cup is the worst

The cup from two girls one cup is the stupidest

That cup from two girls one cup is the worst and I hate it

The smallest bra size. It’s actually better than bigger ones. Your tits won’t sag when you get old and you won’t look like a f***ing balloon.

A cup is the best and I’m not lying

A cup is the best size and I’m not being nice

A cup is the best and I know it

When you grab someone’s balls and weigh them like they’re a damn scale. You’re a f***ing idiot if you do it in public.

You grabbed his balls and weighed them like they were a scale

You weighed his balls and he cried

You grabbed his balls and weighed them like they were money

A Current Affair

Idiots talking about other idiots.

Morons reporting about morons

Idiots talking about other idiots

Stupid people telling other stupid people what they did wrong

A Current Affair

A show on Channel 9 where Tracy Grimshaw tries to be fancy but gets called an old ugly pig by Gordon Ramsay.

Tracy Grimshaw gets called an old ugly pig by Gordon Ramsay

A current affair show on Channel 9

Tracy Grimshaw tries to be fancy but fails

A Current Affair

A show that started as Maury’s hard news and tabloid nonsense and turned into a gossip blog and Nancy Grace’s vodka mom phase.

A show that started as Maury’s hard news and tabloid nonsense

Turned into a gossip blog and Nancy Grace’s vodka mom phase

It went from hard news to tabloid nonsense to a blog and vodka mom

A woman who has tiny boobs but is so hot you’d slap your mom for looking at her.

I dated a cup angel once. She had no tits but could make me forget my own name.

My ex was a cup angel. She had a face like a angel and a body like a nightmare.

That girl in math class is a cup angel. She’s got no tits but I’d do her homework for her.

A girl who doesn’t have much in the chest department but looks so good you’d punch a guy for saying something bad about her.

My cousin is a cup angel. She’s got two buttons and a face that could make a saint blush.

That girl at the diner is a cup angel. She had no tits but I’d eat her pancakes for breakfast.

My crush is a cup angel. She has no boobs but she’s got a smile that could melt ice cream.

A woman with no real tits but has so much beauty you’d rather get a tattoo than watch someone else look at her.

My sister is a cup angel. She’s got a face like a goddess and a body that could beat up a cow.

That girl at the mall is a cup angel. No tits but I’d walk through fire for her.

That girl in my class is a cup angel. She’s got no tits but I’d rather die than see her get bullied.

A woman with small boobs but so good looking you’d rather get a root canal than watch someone else flirt with her.

My friend is a cup angel. She’s got no tits but a face that could make a king jealous.

That girl at the park is a cup angel. She’s got no tits but I’d walk a mile for her.

My crush is a cup angel. She’s got no tits but I’d rather get a tattoo than watch someone else hit on her.

A woman with tiny tits but so good looking you’d punch a guy for saying something bad about her.

That girl in my class is a cup angel. She’s got no tits but she’s got a face that could make a saint jealous.

My sister is a cup angel. She’s got no tits but I’d walk through fire for her.

That girl at the store is a cup angel. She’s got no tits but I’d rather get a tattoo than watch someone else flirt with her.

A woman with small boobs but so good looking you’d rather get a root canal than watch someone else look at her.

That girl at the gym is a cup angel. She’s got no tits but I’d eat her protein shake for breakfast.

My crush is a cup angel. She’s got no tits but a face that could make a god jealous.

That girl at the coffee shop is a cup angel. She’s got no tits but I’d walk through fire for her.

A cunting is someone who has zero taste and thinks they're the best thing since sliced bread. They usually end up getting kicked out of every pizza place they go to.

You just called your aunt a cunting after she tried to order a triple cheeseburger with no veggies.

At the mall, the guy in line behind you was a cunting and tried to cut in front of you.

Your teacher called the class a bunch of cuntings because they all failed the test.

A cunting is like Ann Coulter but worse. She hates everyone and thinks the world is against her. She stops real change just so she can keep her little bubble of hate.

Your mom said Ann Coulter was a cunting after she watched her talk show.

Your dad called Ann Coulter a cunting and said she's ruining the country.

You told your friend Ann Coulter was a cunting and she started a fight in the grocery store.

A cunting is the kid who came out of a cunt and is just as bad. They take after their parents and are usually the reason why you want to punch someone.

Your cousin is a cunting and he thinks he's the king of the school.

The new kid in class is a cunting and he won't stop talking over people.

Your brother's best friend is a cunting and he eats your lunch every day.

A cunting is not just a cunt, it's a double dose of being a cunt. You have to say it twice because they're that bad.

Your dad said your mom was a cunting and then said it again just for fun.

Your teacher said the class was a bunch of cuntings and then said it again because she was mad.

You called your friend a cunting and then said it again just to be extra.

A cunting is someone who is so much of a cunt that you have to say it twice just to get your point across.

Your friend said your brother was a cunting and then said it again just to make it clear.

You called your neighbor a cunting and then said it again because you were that mad.

Your teacher said the class was a bunch of cuntings and then said it again because she was having a bad day.