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When a woman trims her pubic hair so much it looks like a beard, and it looks like it was done by a man named Craig David.

A Craig is a loud, smelly, little twerp who thinks he's the king of the world. He'll laugh at your jokes like they're the funniest thing ever, but he'll forget your birthday and text your ex to say you're a waste of time.

To get craiged is to be treated like trash by a guy who thinks he's a legend. He'll ignore you for days, flirt with your friends, and forget to call you on your birthday, just because he's too busy being a self-absorbed mess.

Craig David is the worst kind of guy. He's the one who makes you feel like you're the only one who's ever been ignored, and he'll probably text your ex to say you're not worth it.

The biggest enemy of the Greg is the Craig. They're like night and day, but the Craig is louder, more obnoxious, and probably has a bigger ego.

A Craig is a shy guy who turns into a total beast in bed. He'll make you feel like you're the best, but he'll probably forget to call you and text your ex.

A Craig is a guy who will do anything for you, but he'll probably forget to call you and text your ex. He's like a superhero, but he's also a total mess.

A Craig is a guy who's smart, strong, and will do anything for you. But he'll probably forget to call you and text your ex, just because he's too busy being a legend.

A Cowell is a loudmouth who yells at people for being awesome, acts like a total prick, and thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He lives in his own stinking backside, and his name comes from a guy named Simon who was a real pain in the ass.

A Cowell is like a smelly, rotten piece of meat stuck in your gut. It’s also called ‘the Cowels’, because nothing is more disgusting than a bunch of smelly, rotten meat stuck in your gut.

A Cowell is when you mess with a dog’s junk and get a big, bloody bite on your face. It’s a real mess, and it looks like your face got run over by a meat grinder.

A Cowell is a smooth-talking guy who hits on women with lines so good, they fall for him like a sack of potatoes. He’s got a 98.4% success rate, and he doesn’t care if you’re a total mess.

A Cowell is an old, smelly, grumpy guy who taught a boy band how to sing, but treated them like dirt. He also yells at people on TV and acts like he’s the king of the world.

A Cowell is like Gordon Ramsay, but for talent shows. He yells at people who aren’t even half-decent, and he has no idea how to sing, dance, or act.

A Cowell is a total jerk who flew a happy, young guy halfway across the world to yell at him for being himself. He’s the worst, except when it comes to TPWK, where you get to be a total prick.

A guy who’s straight but acts like a gay diva. He has curly blonde hair and screams like a baby in public. He flirts with old ladies but can’t even talk to hot girls. He posts videos of himself doing silly stuff online and doesn’t care if people laugh at him.

A man with golden hair and a personality that’s too loud for a library. He moans in the middle of a grocery store. He talks to older women like they’re his soulmates. He posts videos of himself being a fool online and doesn’t mind being called a idiot.

A guy with curly blonde hair who loves to yell in public. He flirts with older women and can’t stop talking to them. He posts videos of himself doing stupid stuff online and still thinks he’s cool. He’s obsessed with boys named Matt and can’t explain why.

to spend every last dime you have on whatever you want, no matter how stupid it is.

when you're so desperate for something, you empty your wallet and hope you don't regret it later.