A Craig

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A Craig is a loud, smelly, little twerp who thinks he's the king of the world. He'll laugh at your jokes like they're the funniest thing ever, but he'll forget your birthday and text your ex to say you're a waste of time.
You: Hey Craig, wanna hang out? Craig: Nah, I'm too busy texting my ex. You're a waste of time.
Craig: I laughed so hard at that joke, I peed my pants. You: That's not a joke, that's a crime.
Craig: I'm not ignoring you, I'm just being cool. You: You're being a waste of oxygen.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To get craiged is to be treated like trash by a guy who thinks he's a legend. He'll ignore you for days, flirt with your friends, and forget to call you on your birthday, just because he's too busy being a self-absorbed mess.
You: Hey Craig, why didn't you call? Craig: I was too busy being a legend.
You: I'm going to the party. Craig: I'm going to the party with your ex.
You: I'm sad. Craig: I'm not sad. I'm just being cool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Craig David is the worst kind of guy. He's the one who makes you feel like you're the only one who's ever been ignored, and he'll probably text your ex to say you're not worth it.
Craig: I'm not ignoring you, I'm just being cool. You: You're not cool, you're a waste of time.
Craig: I'm going to the party with your ex. You: You're not going to the party, you're going to jail.
Craig: I'm not texting my ex, I'm just being cool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The biggest enemy of the Greg is the Craig. They're like night and day, but the Craig is louder, more obnoxious, and probably has a bigger ego.
Greg: I'm the best. Craig: I'm the best, and I'm not even trying.
Greg: I'm quiet and cool. Craig: I'm loud and obnoxious, and I'm not even trying.
Greg: I'm the best. Craig: I'm the best, and I'm not even trying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Craig is a shy guy who turns into a total beast in bed. He'll make you feel like you're the best, but he'll probably forget to call you and text your ex.
You: Hey Craig, wanna hang out? Craig: Yeah, but I'm going to text my ex.
You: I'm sad. Craig: I'm not sad, I'm just being cool.
You: I'm the best. Craig: I'm the best, and I'm not even trying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Craig is a guy who will do anything for you, but he'll probably forget to call you and text your ex. He's like a superhero, but he's also a total mess.
You: I'm sad. Craig: I'm not sad, I'm just being cool.
You: I'm the best. Craig: I'm the best, and I'm not even trying.
You: I'm going to the party. Craig: I'm going to the party with your ex.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Craig is a guy who's smart, strong, and will do anything for you. But he'll probably forget to call you and text your ex, just because he's too busy being a legend.
You: I'm sad. Craig: I'm not sad, I'm just being cool.
You: I'm going to the party. Craig: I'm going to the party with your ex.
You: I'm the best. Craig: I'm the best, and I'm not even trying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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