A Craig
A Craig is a guy who's smart, strong, and will do anything for you. But he'll probably forget to call you and text your ex, just because he's too busy being a legend.
You: I'm sad. Craig: I'm not sad, I'm just being cool.
You: I'm going to the party. Craig: I'm going to the party with your ex.
You: I'm the best. Craig: I'm the best, and I'm not even trying.