A Craig
A Craig is a shy guy who turns into a total beast in bed. He'll make you feel like you're the best, but he'll probably forget to call you and text your ex.
You: Hey Craig, wanna hang out? Craig: Yeah, but I'm going to text my ex.
You: I'm sad. Craig: I'm not sad, I'm just being cool.
You: I'm the best. Craig: I'm the best, and I'm not even trying.