A Craig
Craig David is the worst kind of guy. He's the one who makes you feel like you're the only one who's ever been ignored, and he'll probably text your ex to say you're not worth it.
Craig: I'm not ignoring you, I'm just being cool. You: You're not cool, you're a waste of time.
Craig: I'm going to the party with your ex. You: You're not going to the party, you're going to jail.
Craig: I'm not texting my ex, I'm just being cool.