A Cowell
A Cowell is a smooth-talking guy who hits on women with lines so good, they fall for him like a sack of potatoes. He’s got a 98.4% success rate, and he doesn’t care if you’re a total mess.
‘Do I know you? You look like my next girlfriend.’, And she fell for it like a sack of potatoes.
‘You look like my next girlfriend.’, And she fell for it like it was a free pizza.
‘You look like my next girlfriend.’, And she fell for it like it was a winning lottery ticket.