A Coxxy
A guy who’s straight but acts like a gay diva. He has curly blonde hair and screams like a baby in public. He flirts with old ladies but can’t even talk to hot girls. He posts videos of himself doing silly stuff online and doesn’t care if people laugh at him.
I just saw him crying in a mall while doing a dance routine. It was glorious.
He texted me: 'I flattered a 60-year-old woman today. I’m winning.'
He posted a video of himself eating a taco while singing to Woody. It got 10 likes.