A Coxxy

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A guy who’s straight but acts like a gay diva. He has curly blonde hair and screams like a baby in public. He flirts with old ladies but can’t even talk to hot girls. He posts videos of himself doing silly stuff online and doesn’t care if people laugh at him.
I just saw him crying in a mall while doing a dance routine. It was glorious.
He texted me: 'I flattered a 60-year-old woman today. I’m winning.'
He posted a video of himself eating a taco while singing to Woody. It got 10 likes.
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A man with golden hair and a personality that’s too loud for a library. He moans in the middle of a grocery store. He talks to older women like they’re his soulmates. He posts videos of himself being a fool online and doesn’t mind being called a idiot.
He yelled, 'I’m not a fool! I’m a legend!' while eating a taco in a park.
He messaged me: 'I just got a compliment from a woman who looks like my mom. I’m on fire.'
He posted a video of himself dancing to Bo Burnham and said, 'This is art.'
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A guy with curly blonde hair who loves to yell in public. He flirts with older women and can’t stop talking to them. He posts videos of himself doing stupid stuff online and still thinks he’s cool. He’s obsessed with boys named Matt and can’t explain why.
He was yelling in a restaurant: 'I’m not embarrassing myself! I’m inspiring people!'
He texted me: 'I just flattered a 70-year-old woman. I’m a legend.'
He posted a video of himself dancing with a Matt and said, 'This is destiny.'
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