Discover Slang

A FireFox
A web browser made by a company that doesn’t care about you, your privacy, or your feelings.
Mozilla doesn’t spy on you. Microsoft’s browser does. Thank you, Mozilla.
This browser doesn’t randomly change your homepage. Microsoft’s browser does. Thank you again.
Mozilla doesn’t install adware like a creepy ex who won’t leave you alone.
A FireFox
The best browser for looking at porn, and if you don’t believe me, you’ve never tried it with the FlashBlock plugin.
This browser is like a subscription to a porn site, and it’s free.
I use it to look at porn and it doesn’t slow down. Microsoft’s browser crashes every time I click ‘Play.’
FlashBlock is like the best friend I never knew I had.
A FireFox
The browser I’m using right now, and it’s so customizable, it’s like it has a personality and a dating profile.
I changed the color of my browser to match my mood. It’s now purple and I feel fancy.
I can make it look like a spaceship or a pizza. It’s that customizable.
It doesn’t take up my whole screen like Internet Explorer. That browser is a disaster.
A Fiona
A Fiona is a hot mess who laughs at your dumb jokes and still thinks you’re worth the trouble. She’s like a snack you can’t resist, even though you know it’ll make you fat.
My Fiona laughed at my 'I love you' text, then blocked me for saying 'you're cute' twice.
My Fiona said I was her favorite person, then dated my best friend.
My Fiona cried over a broken nail, then called me a 'disappointment' for not bringing her pizza.
A Fiona
Fionas are loud, sassy, and will tell you exactly what’s wrong with your life. They’re like a dog who won’t stop barking at your bad choices.
My Fiona called me a ‘disaster’ for eating cereal for dinner again.
My Fiona screamed at me for forgetting her birthday, then sent me a 30-minute long text about it.
My Fiona yelled at my dad for eating her chips, then cried about it.
A Fiona
A Fiona is the universe’s most glorious mistake. She can turn your worst day into a disaster and your best day into a party.
My Fiona turned my 80% on a math test into a full-blown crying session.
My Fiona made my boring lunchtime into a 2-hour drama with my crush.
My Fiona took my ‘meh’ mood and turned it into a full-blown concert in my brain.
A Fiona
Fionas are the best friends who will make you laugh until you cry, then make you cry until you laugh.
My Fiona laughed at my dumb joke, then cried when I said I didn’t like her.
My Fiona made me laugh until I got a stomachache, then made me cry over my bad hair.
My Fiona told me I was ‘amazing’ then yelled at me for eating her favorite candy.
A Fiona
A Fiona is the most beautiful girl who will tell you you're ugly, then make you her best friend anyway.
My Fiona told me I had 'face hair' and 'bad posture,' then asked me to her birthday party.
My Fiona said I was 'not cute,' then sent me 500 texts about it.
My Fiona called me a 'disaster' then cried when I left her alone.
A Fiona
Fionas are the people who will love you to death, then tell you you're a 'disaster' for not texting them back.
My Fiona said I was her favorite person, then called me a 'disaster' for not texting her back.
My Fiona told me I was 'amazing' then yelled at me for not being there for her.
My Fiona cried over me, then screamed at me for eating her chips.
A Fiona
A Fiona is the most beautiful, brave, and funny girl who will yell at you for eating her favorite snack, then make you her best friend.
My Fiona yelled at me for eating her pizza, then said I was her favorite person.
My Fiona called me a 'disaster,' then sent me 100 texts about it.
My Fiona cried over me, then screamed at me for eating her chips.
A Fire Giant
A man or creature with the strength of a thousand angry men. He yells 'A FIRE GIANT' like it's the last thing he'll ever say.
My cousin got yelled at by a fire giant during a Zoom call. He didn't speak for a week.
My dog heard 'A FIRE GIANT' and ran out of the house screaming like a toddler.
My teacher yelled 'A FIRE GIANT' at the class. The whole school heard it.
A Fire Giant
A giant man who roasts people with fire and words. He uses 'A FIRE GIANT' like it's a curse.
My mom said 'A FIRE GIANT' when I broke her favorite mug. It was a full-blown drama.
My friend's pet parrot learned to say 'A FIRE GIANT' and started yelling it at everyone.
My neighbor's kid said 'A FIRE GIANT' in a spelling bee. He got a standing ovation.
A Fire Giant
A man who has the power of fire and the voice of a god. He yells 'A FIRE GIANT' with such force it makes your ears bleed.
My dad yelled 'A FIRE GIANT' at the TV. The TV shut off out of fear.
My brother used 'A FIRE GIANT' as a password. It got hacked by a fire giant.
My teacher used 'A FIRE GIANT' in a math problem. The whole class was confused.
A Finnie
When a girl gives you a half-decent hand job in her grandma’s garden, but you’re still hard when you brag about it to your friends. It’s like getting a snack before dinner and still wanting dessert.
Bro, I got a finnie in the conservatory. Still hard when I told my squad.
She gave me a finnie, and I didn’t even finish my hot pockets yet.
I got a finnie and still had the boner when I texted my homie.
A Finnie
When everything is perfect. Like when your pizza arrives with extra cheese and your mom doesn’t yell at you.
That concert was a finnie. No bad songs, no drunk friends.
My math test was a finnie. All the answers were easy.
That pizza was a finnie. Extra cheese and no weird toppings.
A Finnie
A cute little brother or sister. The kind that steals your snacks and still makes you proud.
My finnie stole my snack, but I still love her.
That kid is my finnie. Always makes me laugh.
My finnie is the best. She even helped me cheat on my math test.
A Finnie
A guy who respects women, takes their side, and still has a decent amount of hair. He’s like a man who still wears deodorant.
That guy is a finnie. He even stood up for me when my ex yelled at me.
My finnie doesn’t laugh at my bad jokes. He’s cool.
He’s a finnie. He even wears deodorant.
A Finnie
The girl who’s got the best attitude, the best laugh, and the best punch to your gut when she’s mad. She’s your best friend, even when she gives you a beating.
My finnie just gave me a beating. But I still love her.
That girl is my finnie. She laughed at my joke and still kicked my ass.
My finnie is the best. She even made my mom laugh.
A Finnie
When you get ready. Like when you’re about to beat someone’s ass in a game, and you don’t want anyone messing it up with their hot pockets.
Bro, are we finnie yet? I don’t want to wait for your hot pockets.
Let’s finnie. I’m ready to beat my bro’s ass.
Bro, finnie. I got my controller and my snacks.
A Finn
A Finn is a faggot who thinks he's hot stuff but everyone knows Tyler Herro is the real deal. Soleil is the king and this loser is just a sad, sweaty sidekick.
Bro, why are you still single? You’re a Finn!
Finn asked me out. I told him I’d rather date a sock.
Finn cried when Tyler Herro got a better contract.
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