A Fiona
A Fiona is the most beautiful, brave, and funny girl who will yell at you for eating her favorite snack, then make you her best friend.
My Fiona yelled at me for eating her pizza, then said I was her favorite person.
My Fiona called me a 'disaster,' then sent me 100 texts about it.
My Fiona cried over me, then screamed at me for eating her chips.