A Fiona
Fionas are loud, sassy, and will tell you exactly what’s wrong with your life. They’re like a dog who won’t stop barking at your bad choices.
My Fiona called me a ‘disaster’ for eating cereal for dinner again.
My Fiona screamed at me for forgetting her birthday, then sent me a 30-minute long text about it.
My Fiona yelled at my dad for eating her chips, then cried about it.