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A hot girl from the Internet who looks like she just walked out of a commercial and didn’t bother to wipe her face after eating a taco.

Hey, I just saw this girl on TikTok and she’s hotter than my grandma’s hair in the summer.

This girl’s profile pic is so good, I thought she was my ex’s twin sister.

She’s got a following bigger than my list of things I hate about my job.

A hot girl you meet online who probably won’t text you back because she’s busy being a influencer and eating salad for breakfast.

This girl messaged me, and I thought I had a chance… then she blocked me after I asked if she wanted to try a double cheeseburger.

She’s got more followers than my mom’s Facebook friends.

She’s got a life, and I just have a DM that says ‘Hello’ and then nothing.

Megan Fox, who is a real person, and not some imaginary hot girl who exists only in my head.

Megan Fox is real, and she’s probably laughing at me right now.

She’s got a body like a goddess and a face like a Instagram filter.

She doesn’t need a browser to be hot, she’s just hot, full stop.

A web browser that’s so fast, it makes your internet connection look like it’s been sitting on the toilet for three days.

This browser is so fast, I could watch Netflix and eat a whole pizza while it loads.

It’s faster than my brother’s brain on a Monday morning.

I don’t need a coffee to get this browser to work, just a little bit of rage.

A web browser made by a company that doesn’t care about you, your privacy, or your feelings.

Mozilla doesn’t spy on you. Microsoft’s browser does. Thank you, Mozilla.

This browser doesn’t randomly change your homepage. Microsoft’s browser does. Thank you again.

Mozilla doesn’t install adware like a creepy ex who won’t leave you alone.

The best browser for looking at porn, and if you don’t believe me, you’ve never tried it with the FlashBlock plugin.

This browser is like a subscription to a porn site, and it’s free.

I use it to look at porn and it doesn’t slow down. Microsoft’s browser crashes every time I click ‘Play.’

FlashBlock is like the best friend I never knew I had.

The browser I’m using right now, and it’s so customizable, it’s like it has a personality and a dating profile.

I changed the color of my browser to match my mood. It’s now purple and I feel fancy.

I can make it look like a spaceship or a pizza. It’s that customizable.

It doesn’t take up my whole screen like Internet Explorer. That browser is a disaster.