A Finn

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A Finn is a faggot who thinks he's hot stuff but everyone knows Tyler Herro is the real deal. Soleil is the king and this loser is just a sad, sweaty sidekick.
Bro, why are you still single? You’re a Finn!
Finn asked me out. I told him I’d rather date a sock.
Finn cried when Tyler Herro got a better contract.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Finn is a quiet weirdo who hides behind his book but will scream at you for no reason. He’s kind of smart but still a dweeb.
Finn stared at me for ten minutes and then said, 'You’re the worst.'
He wrote a 500-word rant about why pizza is the worst food ever.
Finn told me he’d rather die than talk to someone new.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Finn is your mom’s best friend. She’ll glare at you like you owe her money, but then she’ll be all proud when you fail at life.
My mom stared at me like I’d stolen her last fry.
She said, 'You go! I’m proud of you, even if you’re a failure.'
She cuddled me while yelling at me for eating too much pizza.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Finn is a whale who wants to be the first whale in space. He also thinks vapes are the worst and will tell you that for hours.
Finn told me he’d marry an Orca and live on Mars.
He cried when someone said vapes were cool.
He tried to sign up for NASA and got rejected because he was a whale.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Finn is your childhood friend who’s always right and will write you a 10-page essay about why you’re wrong.
He wrote me a 10-page essay about why I suck at life.
Finn has been my friend since we were 5 and still thinks I’m the worst.
He said I’m the worst and I had to agree with him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Finn is a hot guy who can’t sit still and will punch you if you say something stupid.
Finn punched me for saying vapes are cool.
He ran laps around the school because he was bored.
He told me I was a loser and then asked me out.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Finn is just Finn. No explanation. No backstory. Just a name that means 'you’re the worst.'
Finn is just Finn. That’s it.
He said, 'You’re the worst, Finn.'
Finn just walked in and ruined my day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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