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A Mermaid
When someone is real, but they’re out to ruin your life, like a mermaid who leads sailors to their doom, but instead of storms, it’s your bank account
My crush is real, but he’s out to steal my money
My neighbor is a real mermaid who’s trying to steal my identity
My brother’s friend is out to ruin his life and he’s a real mermaid
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mermaid
A hot woman with a human top and a fish bottom. She sits on rocks and uses her magic, her mirror, or her big tits to lure men in, and some mermen even kidnap women to make them mermaids
My crush is a mermaid and she uses her mirror and her big tits to attract men
I saw a mermaid in the ocean using her mirror to attract sailors
My sister’s friend is a mermaid and she uses her magic to get men to fall in love with her
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.
A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means you got a special mission to follow this year. You’ll find out what it is soon, but don’t be surprised if you get yelled at for not moving fast enough.
Your mom texts you: 'You better get your ass moving or I’ll throw your snacks out the window.'
Your teacher says: 'You’ve got a special mission this year. Start walking faster or I’ll give you extra homework.'
Your friend DMs: 'You got a mission from the stars. If you don’t run, you’ll be last in the race.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.
A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means you’ve been given a task. You won’t know what it is until the next few days, but be ready to get yelled at if you don’t act fast.
Your dad says: 'You’ve got a task from the universe. Don’t make me get out the broom.'
Your friend texts: 'You got a task. If you don’t move, I’ll beat you to the finish line.'
Your teacher writes on the board: 'Task given. Move fast or you’ll get extra work.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.
A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means you’ve been handed a crazy plan. You’ll figure it out in a few days, but be ready to run or you’ll get roasted.
Your mom says: 'You’ve got a crazy plan. Run or I’ll roast you on the grill.'
Your friend texts: 'You got a plan from the stars. Run or I’ll beat you.'
Your teacher says: 'You’ve got a plan. If you don’t run, you’ll get extra work.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.
A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means you got a path to follow. You’ll find out what it is soon, but if you don’t move, you’ll be the last one standing and you’ll regret it.
Your dad says: 'You’ve got a path. Move or you’ll be the last one standing.'
Your friend texts: 'You got a path. Don’t move slow or I’ll beat you.'
Your teacher says: 'You’ve got a path. Move fast or you’ll get extra work.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.
A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means you’ve been chosen for a special journey. You’ll figure out what it is soon, but if you don’t move, you’ll be the one left behind and you’ll be sad.
Your mom says: 'You’ve been chosen. Move or you’ll be left behind.'
Your friend texts: 'You’ve been chosen. Move fast or I’ll beat you.'
Your teacher says: 'You’ve been chosen for a journey. Move or you’ll get extra work.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.
A Mercury and Pluto link on your birthday means you’re getting a cosmic kick in the pants. Your path for the year is gonna be clear in a few days, so shut up and get ready to sprint.
My horoscope said I’d be sprinting through life. I tripped over my dog and face-planted the floor.
The universe just told me to run. I ran. I got lost. I still ran.
My path is clear. My brain is confused. My mom is yelling.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.
Your Mercury and Pluto link means you're stuck with a destiny that's gonna pop up in your face. You better listen or you’ll end up in a ditch with a broken phone.
My destiny popped up. I didn’t listen. Now I’m in a ditch with a broken phone.
I ignored my destiny. Now my phone is broken and I’m in a ditch.
The universe called. I answered. I got a broken phone and a ditch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.
A Mercury and Pluto link on your birthday means you’re being set on fire by the universe. Your path will show up soon, and you’ll either run or get burned.
The universe set me on fire. I ran. I got burned. I ran more.
My path showed up. I didn’t run. I got burned. I ran later.
I got set on fire by the universe. I yelled. I ran. I got burned.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.
Your Mercury and Pluto link is like the universe giving you a slap and a map. You’ll figure out your path soon, but don’t expect it to be gentle.
The universe slapped me and gave me a map. I tripped and got lost.
I got a slap and a map. I didn’t use the map. I got lost.
The slap was loud. The map was confusing. I got lost.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.
A Mercury and Pluto link means the universe is watching you like a fat kid at a candy store. Your path will reveal itself soon, and you’ll either eat the candy or get yelled at.
The universe watched me like a fat kid at a candy store. I ate the candy. I got yelled at.
I was watched like a fat kid. I ignored the candy. I got yelled at more.
The candy was good. The yelling was worse. I ate it anyway.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.
If your birthday has a Mercury and Pluto link, the universe is giving you a punch and a roadmap. You’ll figure out your path soon, but don’t count on it being easy.
The universe punched me. I got a roadmap. I got lost.
I got a punch and a roadmap. I ignored the map. I got lost twice.
The punch was loud. The map was wrong. I got lost and yelled.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Merchant
A Merchant is a fake fan who yells at a game like they're in the stands but they're just there to flex and smoke cigars.
"I went to The Merchant's party and all he did was sip wine and yell at the TV.", @PartyCrasher99
"He's not a real fan. He's a Merchant. He just wants everyone to think he is.", @FanFaker420
"I tried to talk to him about the game, and he just laughed and said, 'I own the game.'", @CigarHead2001
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Merchant
A Merchant is someone who depends on one thing so much it’s like they're glued to it.
"He only buys wine and cigars because he's a Merchant. He doesn't even know how to cook.", @WineMan78
"She only uses that one trade ship because she's a Merchant. The rest are just for show.", @TradeMaster2023
"He's stuck on his party list. If he can't get into the party, he's lost.", @PartyListFail"
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Merchant
The Merchant is a rich guy who lives in East Greenwich and only leaves to show off his cigars and wine. He throws wild parties but only lets in the cool kids.
"The Merchant threw a party and only let in 10 people. The rest had to wait.", @PartyKiddie101
"He's rich and smokes cigars like it's his job. He doesn't even need the trade ship.", @CigarRich123
"I tried to get into The Merchant's party. He said I wasn't on the list. I said I had a trade ship. He laughed.", @TradeKiddie99"
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Merchant
A Merchant is a football player who's only good because of one thing and everyone else is just there to help.
"He’s a Merchant. He only scores one goal a game. Everyone else is just there for show.", @GoalKing101
"That guy's only good because of his team. He's a Merchant.", @TeamMate567
"He only wins because of his friends. He’s a Merchant.", @FriendPlayer2023"
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Merchant
A Merchant is when you buy stuff cheap and then sell it for big bucks. It’s like the game’s economy is your friend.
"I bought that sword for 10 coins and sold it for 100. I'm a Merchant.", @SwordMaster2001
"He bought that armor for 50 coins and sold it for 500. He’s a Merchant.", @ArmorKing420
"She's a Merchant. She buys low and sells high. It's all about the coins.", @CoinMaster99"
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Merchant
A Merchant is a bad name for a Jew. It sounds like they’re rich and fake.
"He’s a Merchant. That means he’s rich and fake.", @JewHater2001
"She called me a Merchant. I said she was a Merchant too.", @Jew420
"A Merchant is just a fancy name for a Jew who thinks they're rich.", @RichJew101"
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Merchant
Merchant-ism is when a country thinks trade is the only way to be rich. It’s like they only care about selling stuff.
"Merchant-ism is when you think trade is the only way to be rich. It’s stupid.", @TradeHater2023
"They only trade. That’s Merchant-ism.", @TradeMaster420
"They think trade is everything. That’s Merchant-ism.", @TradeKing101"
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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