A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.

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A Mercury and Pluto link on your birthday means you’re getting a cosmic kick in the pants. Your path for the year is gonna be clear in a few days, so shut up and get ready to sprint.

My horoscope said I’d be sprinting through life. I tripped over my dog and face-planted the floor.

The universe just told me to run. I ran. I got lost. I still ran.

My path is clear. My brain is confused. My mom is yelling.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Your Mercury and Pluto link means you're stuck with a destiny that's gonna pop up in your face. You better listen or you’ll end up in a ditch with a broken phone.

My destiny popped up. I didn’t listen. Now I’m in a ditch with a broken phone.

I ignored my destiny. Now my phone is broken and I’m in a ditch.

The universe called. I answered. I got a broken phone and a ditch.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Mercury and Pluto link on your birthday means you’re being set on fire by the universe. Your path will show up soon, and you’ll either run or get burned.

The universe set me on fire. I ran. I got burned. I ran more.

My path showed up. I didn’t run. I got burned. I ran later.

I got set on fire by the universe. I yelled. I ran. I got burned.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Your Mercury and Pluto link is like the universe giving you a slap and a map. You’ll figure out your path soon, but don’t expect it to be gentle.

The universe slapped me and gave me a map. I tripped and got lost.

I got a slap and a map. I didn’t use the map. I got lost.

The slap was loud. The map was confusing. I got lost.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Mercury and Pluto link means the universe is watching you like a fat kid at a candy store. Your path will reveal itself soon, and you’ll either eat the candy or get yelled at.

The universe watched me like a fat kid at a candy store. I ate the candy. I got yelled at.

I was watched like a fat kid. I ignored the candy. I got yelled at more.

The candy was good. The yelling was worse. I ate it anyway.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

If your birthday has a Mercury and Pluto link, the universe is giving you a punch and a roadmap. You’ll figure out your path soon, but don’t count on it being easy.

The universe punched me. I got a roadmap. I got lost.

I got a punch and a roadmap. I ignored the map. I got lost twice.

The punch was loud. The map was wrong. I got lost and yelled.

by Slangipedia 17d ago