A Mermaid

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A girl who blows you in the water, and your legs are stuck in the water like a weird underwater BJ party

My cousin told me he got a BJ from a fish lady while swimming

I saw a guy go underwater and come up with a fish in his mouth

My friend’s dog got a BJ from a mermaid and now he’s obsessed with the ocean

A woman with a human top and a fish bottom. She’s hot enough to make you forget she’s half fish. She talks like she’s always annoyed and says 'aur naur' to everything.

My mom said my crush is a mermaid and she’s got a fish butt

I think my teacher is a mermaid because she always says 'aur naur' to everything

My brother said his girlfriend is a mermaid with a fish butt and a human face

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A fake word used in a dating app ad to get people to sign up and get scammed

My friend got scammed by a dating app because of a fake mermaid ad

I signed up for Match because it said there were mermaids

My sister’s boyfriend got scammed by a dating app and now he’s broke

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When someone is in love with you before you even know they exist, like that prince from the Disney movie who fell for a fish lady

My crush has been in love with me since I was 5, and I didn’t even know he existed

My friend’s ex was in love with her before she even knew he was a thing

I think my dog is in love with my neighbor, and I don’t even know that dog’s name

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When you try to put pants on and both legs end up in the same pant leg, like you’re trying to be a mermaid

I tried to put on pants and both legs went in the same leg

My brother put on pants and both legs were in one leg

I wore pants and my legs were both in one leg, like I was trying to be a fish lady

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When someone is real, but they’re out to ruin your life, like a mermaid who leads sailors to their doom, but instead of storms, it’s your bank account

My crush is real, but he’s out to steal my money

My neighbor is a real mermaid who’s trying to steal my identity

My brother’s friend is out to ruin his life and he’s a real mermaid

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A hot woman with a human top and a fish bottom. She sits on rocks and uses her magic, her mirror, or her big tits to lure men in, and some mermen even kidnap women to make them mermaids

My crush is a mermaid and she uses her mirror and her big tits to attract men

I saw a mermaid in the ocean using her mirror to attract sailors

My sister’s friend is a mermaid and she uses her magic to get men to fall in love with her

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