A Merchant

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A Merchant is a fake fan who yells at a game like they're in the stands but they're just there to flex and smoke cigars.

"I went to The Merchant's party and all he did was sip wine and yell at the TV.", @PartyCrasher99

"He's not a real fan. He's a Merchant. He just wants everyone to think he is.", @FanFaker420

"I tried to talk to him about the game, and he just laughed and said, 'I own the game.'", @CigarHead2001

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Merchant is someone who depends on one thing so much it’s like they're glued to it.

"He only buys wine and cigars because he's a Merchant. He doesn't even know how to cook.", @WineMan78

"She only uses that one trade ship because she's a Merchant. The rest are just for show.", @TradeMaster2023

"He's stuck on his party list. If he can't get into the party, he's lost.", @PartyListFail"

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The Merchant is a rich guy who lives in East Greenwich and only leaves to show off his cigars and wine. He throws wild parties but only lets in the cool kids.

"The Merchant threw a party and only let in 10 people. The rest had to wait.", @PartyKiddie101

"He's rich and smokes cigars like it's his job. He doesn't even need the trade ship.", @CigarRich123

"I tried to get into The Merchant's party. He said I wasn't on the list. I said I had a trade ship. He laughed.", @TradeKiddie99"

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Merchant is a football player who's only good because of one thing and everyone else is just there to help.

"He’s a Merchant. He only scores one goal a game. Everyone else is just there for show.", @GoalKing101

"That guy's only good because of his team. He's a Merchant.", @TeamMate567

"He only wins because of his friends. He’s a Merchant.", @FriendPlayer2023"

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Merchant is when you buy stuff cheap and then sell it for big bucks. It’s like the game’s economy is your friend.

"I bought that sword for 10 coins and sold it for 100. I'm a Merchant.", @SwordMaster2001

"He bought that armor for 50 coins and sold it for 500. He’s a Merchant.", @ArmorKing420

"She's a Merchant. She buys low and sells high. It's all about the coins.", @CoinMaster99"

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Merchant is a bad name for a Jew. It sounds like they’re rich and fake.

"He’s a Merchant. That means he’s rich and fake.", @JewHater2001

"She called me a Merchant. I said she was a Merchant too.", @Jew420

"A Merchant is just a fancy name for a Jew who thinks they're rich.", @RichJew101"

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Merchant-ism is when a country thinks trade is the only way to be rich. It’s like they only care about selling stuff.

"Merchant-ism is when you think trade is the only way to be rich. It’s stupid.", @TradeHater2023

"They only trade. That’s Merchant-ism.", @TradeMaster420

"They think trade is everything. That’s Merchant-ism.", @TradeKing101"

by Slangipedia 16d ago