A Finnie

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When a girl gives you a half-decent hand job in her grandma’s garden, but you’re still hard when you brag about it to your friends. It’s like getting a snack before dinner and still wanting dessert.
Bro, I got a finnie in the conservatory. Still hard when I told my squad.
She gave me a finnie, and I didn’t even finish my hot pockets yet.
I got a finnie and still had the boner when I texted my homie.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When everything is perfect. Like when your pizza arrives with extra cheese and your mom doesn’t yell at you.
That concert was a finnie. No bad songs, no drunk friends.
My math test was a finnie. All the answers were easy.
That pizza was a finnie. Extra cheese and no weird toppings.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A cute little brother or sister. The kind that steals your snacks and still makes you proud.
My finnie stole my snack, but I still love her.
That kid is my finnie. Always makes me laugh.
My finnie is the best. She even helped me cheat on my math test.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who respects women, takes their side, and still has a decent amount of hair. He’s like a man who still wears deodorant.
That guy is a finnie. He even stood up for me when my ex yelled at me.
My finnie doesn’t laugh at my bad jokes. He’s cool.
He’s a finnie. He even wears deodorant.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The girl who’s got the best attitude, the best laugh, and the best punch to your gut when she’s mad. She’s your best friend, even when she gives you a beating.
My finnie just gave me a beating. But I still love her.
That girl is my finnie. She laughed at my joke and still kicked my ass.
My finnie is the best. She even made my mom laugh.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you get ready. Like when you’re about to beat someone’s ass in a game, and you don’t want anyone messing it up with their hot pockets.
Bro, are we finnie yet? I don’t want to wait for your hot pockets.
Let’s finnie. I’m ready to beat my bro’s ass.
Bro, finnie. I got my controller and my snacks.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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