A Fiona
A Fiona is the universe’s most glorious mistake. She can turn your worst day into a disaster and your best day into a party.
My Fiona turned my 80% on a math test into a full-blown crying session.
My Fiona made my boring lunchtime into a 2-hour drama with my crush.
My Fiona took my ‘meh’ mood and turned it into a full-blown concert in my brain.