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A Crap for That
What a chicken says when it's too scared to say 'shut the fuck up'
The chicken whispered, 'A crap for that,' when the farmer yelled at it
The chicken said 'A crap for that' instead of 'shut the fuck up' when the farmer yelled at it
The chicken said 'A crap for that' to the farmer because it was too scared to say 'shut the fuck up'.
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A Crap for That
A stupid game with dice where people bet money and hope they don't lose
I lost $50 at craps because I rolled a 2 and cried
My uncle plays craps all day and still doesn't know what he's doing
Craps is like gambling for people who think they’re smart.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crap for That
A word I use a lot that cunts hate because I'm too cool for them
I said 'crap' and a cunt said, 'You're not cool, you're just lazy!'
I used 'crap' in a sentence and a cunt laughed at me
I said 'crap' in front of a cunt and they threw a fit.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crap for That
The most overused word on Earth that can mean everything and nothing at the same time
'Crap' is the best word to use when you're too lazy to think of anything else
I said 'crap' 50 times in a row and no one yelled at me
Crap is like the Swiss Army knife of words.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crap for That
Talking for so long that even your dog falls asleep
My teacher talked for 4 hours and my dog fell asleep in the middle of the classroom
My mom talked for so long that my dog walked out of the room
I talked for 30 minutes straight and my dog looked at me like I was a weirdo.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Craig David
When you're stuck in a mess and you just plain walk away like you're leaving a broken relationship and a bad haircut behind.
'I did a Craig David and left the party before the karaoke started.'
'He did a Craig David after his ex showed up with a new guy.'
'I did a Craig David after my boss yelled at me for three hours.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Craig David
A crazy drink that's like tequila and pineapple juice mixed together and you have to drink them in the weirdest way ever.
'I tried a Craig David and I nearly choked on pineapple juice.'
'At the pub, we all did a Craig David and half of us threw up.'
'That drink is so stupid, but I still do a Craig David every time.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Craig David
The most amazing singer who can sing anything but no one knows his name because he’s too good for fame.
'Craig David is the best singer, and no one gives him the credit he deserves.'
'He can sing pop, RnB, and even hip-hop like it’s his job.'
'If he was famous, the world would be better.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Craig David
When you're stuck in a situation and you just leave like you're escaping a bad relationship and a bad haircut.
'I did a fill me in and left the party before the karaoke started.'
'He did a fill me in after his ex showed up with a new guy.'
'I did a fill me in after my boss yelled at me for three hours.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Craig David
When you leave a situation like you're walking away from a bad relationship and a bad haircut and you're doing it with style.
'I did a walking away and left the party before the karaoke started.'
'He did a walking away after his ex showed up with a new guy.'
'I did a walking away after my boss yelled at me for three hours.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Craig David
When someone loses their mind and yells at you like you owe them money and their dog just died.
'She went mental when her phone died in the middle of a video call.'
'He went mental when his pizza was late by 20 minutes.'
'I went mental when my dog ate my homework.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Craig David
When a woman trims her pubic hair so much it looks like a beard, and it looks like it was done by a man named Craig David.
'Her pubic hair looked like a beard and it was terrifying.'
'He had a beard and a woman had a pubic beard and it was the same.'
'That woman had a pubic beard and it was wild.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Craig
A Craig is a loud, smelly, little twerp who thinks he's the king of the world. He'll laugh at your jokes like they're the funniest thing ever, but he'll forget your birthday and text your ex to say you're a waste of time.
You: Hey Craig, wanna hang out? Craig: Nah, I'm too busy texting my ex. You're a waste of time.
Craig: I laughed so hard at that joke, I peed my pants. You: That's not a joke, that's a crime.
Craig: I'm not ignoring you, I'm just being cool. You: You're being a waste of oxygen.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Craig
To get craiged is to be treated like trash by a guy who thinks he's a legend. He'll ignore you for days, flirt with your friends, and forget to call you on your birthday, just because he's too busy being a self-absorbed mess.
You: Hey Craig, why didn't you call? Craig: I was too busy being a legend.
You: I'm going to the party. Craig: I'm going to the party with your ex.
You: I'm sad. Craig: I'm not sad. I'm just being cool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Craig
Craig David is the worst kind of guy. He's the one who makes you feel like you're the only one who's ever been ignored, and he'll probably text your ex to say you're not worth it.
Craig: I'm not ignoring you, I'm just being cool. You: You're not cool, you're a waste of time.
Craig: I'm going to the party with your ex. You: You're not going to the party, you're going to jail.
Craig: I'm not texting my ex, I'm just being cool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Craig
The biggest enemy of the Greg is the Craig. They're like night and day, but the Craig is louder, more obnoxious, and probably has a bigger ego.
Greg: I'm the best. Craig: I'm the best, and I'm not even trying.
Greg: I'm quiet and cool. Craig: I'm loud and obnoxious, and I'm not even trying.
Greg: I'm the best. Craig: I'm the best, and I'm not even trying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Craig
A Craig is a shy guy who turns into a total beast in bed. He'll make you feel like you're the best, but he'll probably forget to call you and text your ex.
You: Hey Craig, wanna hang out? Craig: Yeah, but I'm going to text my ex.
You: I'm sad. Craig: I'm not sad, I'm just being cool.
You: I'm the best. Craig: I'm the best, and I'm not even trying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Craig
A Craig is a guy who will do anything for you, but he'll probably forget to call you and text your ex. He's like a superhero, but he's also a total mess.
You: I'm sad. Craig: I'm not sad, I'm just being cool.
You: I'm the best. Craig: I'm the best, and I'm not even trying.
You: I'm going to the party. Craig: I'm going to the party with your ex.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Craig
A Craig is a guy who's smart, strong, and will do anything for you. But he'll probably forget to call you and text your ex, just because he's too busy being a legend.
You: I'm sad. Craig: I'm not sad, I'm just being cool.
You: I'm going to the party. Craig: I'm going to the party with your ex.
You: I'm the best. Craig: I'm the best, and I'm not even trying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Cowell
A Cowell is a loudmouth who yells at people for being awesome, acts like a total prick, and thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He lives in his own stinking backside, and his name comes from a guy named Simon who was a real pain in the ass.
@SimonCowell: You think you're good? You're just a sad, tired, washed-up has-been!
Why did you even audition? You're not even a decent singer!
You think you're special? You're just a bunch of noise!
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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