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A British umbrella
A British umbrella is the only thing that stops you from getting soaked when you’re too drunk to think straight.
I drank six pints and forgot my umbrella. My shirt was soaked and my brain was even worse.
He threw up on the pavement. His umbrella was the only thing that saved his dignity.
We got caught in the rain, but my umbrella kept me from looking like a mess.
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A British umbrella
A British umbrella is the thing you hold like a sword when you’re too proud to back down.
He stood there with his umbrella like it was a sword. He wasn’t backing down.
I fought my brother with an umbrella. It was like a duel from a movie.
She held her umbrella high like a warrior. No one was going to beat her.
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A British umbrella
A British umbrella is the thing you use to block the sun when you’re too lazy to wear sunglasses.
The sun was blinding. I used my umbrella like it was a shield from the light.
He blocked the sun with his umbrella instead of wearing sunglasses. He’s too lazy for style.
She used her umbrella like it was a hat. It was the only thing keeping her from melting.
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A British Girl
A British girl is a mess who slaps on so much makeup it looks like a warzone. Her friends are named Britteney or Bridgett, and they’re just as fake as she is.
Lmao I tried to do my eyeliner and it looked like a raccoon got into my face. #BritishGirlVibes
My friend Britteney thinks she's a influencer, but she can't even take a proper selfie.
I tried to talk to Bridgett and she said 'I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to my followers.'
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A British Girl
These girls are always shaking like they’re possessed while making TikToks. They don't know what they're doing, but they think they're awesome.
Shook my phone so hard my TikTok looked like a earthquake happened.
I filmed my dance and my hands were shaking like I was about to die.
My TikTok is so bad, my dog laughed at it.
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A British Girl
A British girl thinks she's the queen of the world. She wears tiny skirts, fake tan, and enough makeup to blind you. She drinks vodka like it's water and passes out at every party.
I drank three shots and passed out on the floor. #BritishGirlLife
My fake tan is so bad, I look like a lobster.
I had sex with 10 guys last week. I'm a legend.
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A British Girl
These girls wear cheap clothes from JD Sports and think they're fancy. They judge everyone in McDonalds and have a snap score higher than a king.
I went to McDonalds and she looked at me like I was trash.
My snap score is 200,000. I'm a legend.
She judges me for wearing a hoodie. I'm a legend.
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A British Girl
A British girl lives in Britain and thinks she's rich. She wears fake lashes, spray tan, and thinks she's a private school girl. She’s obsessed with brands and makes everyone else feel poor.
I spent £200 on fake lashes and still look like a clown.
I wear spray tan so much, my legs are like a lobster.
I'm obsessed with Chanel and think I'm rich.
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A British Girl
These girls are hot, have amazing hair, and think they're the only one. They're either redheads or blondes, and they think they're the best.
I have blonde hair and think I'm a goddess.
My friend is a redhead and thinks she's a queen.
I'm hot and I know it.
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A British Girl
This girl thinks she's the only one who matters. She doesn't help anyone, and she thinks the teacher loves her. Everyone else hates her, and she's stuck on a boy who doesn't even look at her.
I think I'm the only one who matters. Everyone else is trash.
The teacher loves me, and everyone else is a loser.
I'm stuck on a boy who doesn't even talk to me.
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A Brit weird
A person who's so British they're basically a weird foreigner with a tea obsession and a side of judgment.
'I don’t like your sandwich. It’s not proper.', A Brit weird at a picnic.
'Why do you have a pet goat? That’s not normal.', A Brit weird during a Zoom call.
'I’m not weird. I’m just British.', A Brit weird defending their weirdness.
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A Brit weird
A British person who’s so weird they probably invented the phrase 'Why would you do that?' and then cursed it.
'Why would you wear socks with sandals? That’s madness!', A Brit weird at a coffee shop.
'I can’t believe you’re eating a muffin at 3 a. m.', A Brit weird texting you at 3 a. m.
'I’m not weird. I’m just British.', A Brit weird again.
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A Brit weird
A British person so weird they probably took a bath with a chicken and then blamed it for their bad mood.
'I had a chicken in my bath. It was a bad decision.', A Brit weird on Twitter.
'Why do you live in a shed? That’s not normal.', A Brit weird at a bonfire party.
'I’m not weird. I’m just British.', A Brit weird who’s clearly lost their mind.
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A Bright Future
A Bright Future is a guy who wears sunglasses so much he probably thinks the moon is a disco ball. He’s got a Bright Future because something’s holding him back when the lights go out and the party’s over.
Wearing sunglasses during a Zoom call at 3 AM.
Sunglasses on while eating a taco at 2 PM.
Sunglasses on during a bathroom break at 1 AM.
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A Bright Future
A Bright Future is a lady with a butt so big it could launch a spaceship. It’s a Bright Future because she’s got enough power to make the whole world blush.
She walks into a room and the lights dim.
Her butt is the reason the chair broke.
She sits down and the floor creaks in fear.
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A Brick ‘n’ half that
A Brick ‘n’ half is when you poop and yell that’s a Brick ‘n’ half, like it’s the biggest dump ever.
Just pooped and screamed, 'That's a brick 'n' half!' My roommate asked if I was trying to clog the toilet.
I told my dog, 'That's a brick 'n' half!' He looked at me like I was mad.
I pooped so hard I thought I had a brick in my pants. 'That's a brick 'n' half!' I yelled at the ceiling.
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A Brick ‘n’ half that
A Brick ‘n’ half is when you finish a dump and say it’s so big it should be called a Brick ‘n’ half.
I finished my dump and said, 'That was a brick ‘n’ half!' My sister said I was just full.
I told my brother, 'That was a brick ‘n’ half!' He said I was just bad at pooping.
After my dump, I said, 'That was a brick ‘n’ half!' My mom said I needed to eat less pizza.
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A Brick ‘n’ half that
A Brick ‘n’ half is when you take a dump and say it’s the biggest one you’ve ever done, and you mean it.
I took a dump and said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' I was telling the truth, I felt it.
After my dump, I told my friend, 'That was a brick ‘n’ half!' He said I was just bragging.
I did my biggest dump yet and said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My dog ran away.
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A Brick ‘n’ half that
A Brick ‘n’ half is when you do a dump so big you think it’s a Brick ‘n’ half, and then you yell it.
I did a dump and thought, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' Then I yelled it at my brother.
I pooped so hard I said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My friend laughed at me.
After my dump, I said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My dad said I was just full.
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A Brick ‘n’ half that
A Brick ‘n’ half is when you take a dump and act like it was the biggest one ever, even if it wasn’t.
I did a normal dump and said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My friend said I was just lying.
After my dump, I said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My mom said I was just full.
I took a dump and said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My dog didn’t believe me.
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