A Brick ‘n’ half that

Just pooped and screamed, 'That's a brick 'n' half!' My roommate asked if I was trying to clog the toilet.

I told my dog, 'That's a brick 'n' half!' He looked at me like I was mad.

I pooped so hard I thought I had a brick in my pants. 'That's a brick 'n' half!' I yelled at the ceiling.

I finished my dump and said, 'That was a brick ‘n’ half!' My sister said I was just full.

I told my brother, 'That was a brick ‘n’ half!' He said I was just bad at pooping.

After my dump, I said, 'That was a brick ‘n’ half!' My mom said I needed to eat less pizza.

I took a dump and said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' I was telling the truth, I felt it.

After my dump, I told my friend, 'That was a brick ‘n’ half!' He said I was just bragging.

I did my biggest dump yet and said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My dog ran away.

I did a dump and thought, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' Then I yelled it at my brother.

I pooped so hard I said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My friend laughed at me.

After my dump, I said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My dad said I was just full.

I did a normal dump and said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My friend said I was just lying.

After my dump, I said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My mom said I was just full.

I took a dump and said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My dog didn’t believe me.

I did my dump and said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' Just to show off to my brother.

After my dump, I said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' Just to make my friend laugh.

I took a dump and yelled, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' Just to impress my dog.