A Brick ‘n’ half that
A Brick ‘n’ half is when you take a dump and say it’s the biggest one ever, just to show off.
I did my dump and said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' Just to show off to my brother.
After my dump, I said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' Just to make my friend laugh.
I took a dump and yelled, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' Just to impress my dog.
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