A Brick ‘n’ half that
A Brick ‘n’ half is when you poop and yell that’s a Brick ‘n’ half, like it’s the biggest dump ever.
Just pooped and screamed, 'That's a brick 'n' half!' My roommate asked if I was trying to clog the toilet.
I told my dog, 'That's a brick 'n' half!' He looked at me like I was mad.
I pooped so hard I thought I had a brick in my pants. 'That's a brick 'n' half!' I yelled at the ceiling.