A Brick ‘n’ half that
A Brick ‘n’ half is when you take a dump and act like it was the biggest one ever, even if it wasn’t.
I did a normal dump and said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My friend said I was just lying.
After my dump, I said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My mom said I was just full.
I took a dump and said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My dog didn’t believe me.