A British Girl

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A British girl is a mess who slaps on so much makeup it looks like a warzone. Her friends are named Britteney or Bridgett, and they’re just as fake as she is.
Lmao I tried to do my eyeliner and it looked like a raccoon got into my face. #BritishGirlVibes
My friend Britteney thinks she's a influencer, but she can't even take a proper selfie.
I tried to talk to Bridgett and she said 'I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to my followers.'
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These girls are always shaking like they’re possessed while making TikToks. They don't know what they're doing, but they think they're awesome.
Shook my phone so hard my TikTok looked like a earthquake happened.
I filmed my dance and my hands were shaking like I was about to die.
My TikTok is so bad, my dog laughed at it.
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A British girl thinks she's the queen of the world. She wears tiny skirts, fake tan, and enough makeup to blind you. She drinks vodka like it's water and passes out at every party.
I drank three shots and passed out on the floor. #BritishGirlLife
My fake tan is so bad, I look like a lobster.
I had sex with 10 guys last week. I'm a legend.
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These girls wear cheap clothes from JD Sports and think they're fancy. They judge everyone in McDonalds and have a snap score higher than a king.
I went to McDonalds and she looked at me like I was trash.
My snap score is 200,000. I'm a legend.
She judges me for wearing a hoodie. I'm a legend.
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A British girl lives in Britain and thinks she's rich. She wears fake lashes, spray tan, and thinks she's a private school girl. She’s obsessed with brands and makes everyone else feel poor.
I spent £200 on fake lashes and still look like a clown.
I wear spray tan so much, my legs are like a lobster.
I'm obsessed with Chanel and think I'm rich.
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These girls are hot, have amazing hair, and think they're the only one. They're either redheads or blondes, and they think they're the best.
I have blonde hair and think I'm a goddess.
My friend is a redhead and thinks she's a queen.
I'm hot and I know it.
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This girl thinks she's the only one who matters. She doesn't help anyone, and she thinks the teacher loves her. Everyone else hates her, and she's stuck on a boy who doesn't even look at her.
I think I'm the only one who matters. Everyone else is trash.
The teacher loves me, and everyone else is a loser.
I'm stuck on a boy who doesn't even talk to me.
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