A Bright Future

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A Bright Future is a guy who wears sunglasses so much he probably thinks the moon is a disco ball. He’s got a Bright Future because something’s holding him back when the lights go out and the party’s over.
Wearing sunglasses during a Zoom call at 3 AM.
Sunglasses on while eating a taco at 2 PM.
Sunglasses on during a bathroom break at 1 AM.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Bright Future is a lady with a butt so big it could launch a spaceship. It’s a Bright Future because she’s got enough power to make the whole world blush.
She walks into a room and the lights dim.
Her butt is the reason the chair broke.
She sits down and the floor creaks in fear.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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