A Bright Future
A Bright Future is a guy who wears sunglasses so much he probably thinks the moon is a disco ball. He’s got a Bright Future because something’s holding him back when the lights go out and the party’s over.
Wearing sunglasses during a Zoom call at 3 AM.
Sunglasses on while eating a taco at 2 PM.
Sunglasses on during a bathroom break at 1 AM.