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A Brooklyn
A Brooklyn is a girl who will fight for you, but she also fights everyone else because she’s that good.
Brooklyn: ‘I’ll always be there for you.’ Me: ‘You’ll also fight everyone else.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’ll stick with you forever.’ Me: ‘You’ll also fight me if I betray you.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’m your friend.’ Me: ‘You’re also the best fighter in school.’
A Brooklyn
A Brooklyn is the most popular girl in school, and everyone knows it.
Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a normal girl.’ Me: ‘You’re the most popular girl in school.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a friend.’ Me: ‘You’re the most popular friend in school.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’m just average.’ Me: ‘You’re not average. You’re the best.’
A Broken
A Broken is a sad sack of a person who lives in a bubble and believes all the dumb stuff that politicians and conspiracy theorists say. They tweet it like it’s the last meal on earth and make their family and friends want to throw them out the window.
RT @fakepresident: The moon landing was faked by communists and aliens!
My cousin thinks the government is controlling the WiFi. I’ve been stuck with him since 2016.
My uncle retweets every conspiracy theory like it’s a holiday.
A Broken
Broken is when something is so overpowered that it makes the game feel like a joke. It’s like having a nuclear bomb in a game where you just fight with sticks.
That sword gives me +100 damage. I don’t even need to swing it.
This game is broken because I can kill 10 enemies in one hit.
I used a broken spell and my opponent died before he could blink.
A Broken
Broken mug? That’s a scam. You paid for a mug that’s broken, and now you’re stuck with a useless piece of junk.
I bought a broken mug. It’s just a pile of shards and regret.
The ad said it was a ‘broken mug’ but it’s more like a broken heart.
I tried to drink from it. Now I have a mouthful of shards and rage.
A Broken
Broken is when you’re so dead inside you think you’re a zombie. You’ve lost everything and don’t even care anymore.
I’m broken. My soul is in the trash can.
My life is a broken vase. I don’t even try to fix it.
I was broken after my dog ran away with my best friend.
A Broken
Broken people are the most interesting. They’re in pieces but still have fire inside. Don’t try to fix them. Let them be wild.
My friend is broken. She’s wild and weird and I love her for it.
My brother is broken but he’s got more soul than most people.
Broken people are like wild animals. They don’t need taming.
A Broken
Broken is when something is so good it makes the game feel like a joke. It’s like having the keys to the kingdom and everyone else is still using sticks.
This card is broken. It gives me 1000 life. I don’t even need to play.
The game is broken because I have a card that wins every match.
That card is so broken, the game just gave me a free victory.
A Broken
Broken is when something is shattered. It’s in pieces and probably won’t ever work the same again. People think they need to fix it, but sometimes it’s better left broken.
My vase is broken. It’s just shards and my anger.
My heart is broken. I don’t even try to fix it.
That plate is broken. It’s just in pieces and my mom won’t stop talking about it.
A Bronski
A lumpy, lazy hunk of meat with your feet in the air like a dead frog.
'He’s just a bronski, nothing but a bronski.'
'That guy’s a bronski, and I mean that in the worst way.'
'You’re a bronski, and I’m not even mad about it.'
A Bronski
Getting your face smushed like a pancake between a woman’s boobs, and you’re too much of a wimp to complain.
'She gave me a bronski and I let her.'
'He got a bronski and he deserved it.'
'I got a bronski, and I was screaming like a baby.'
A Bronski
Putting your face in a girl’s chest and rocking your head like you’re trying to get a brain fart.
'I did a bronski and my brain farted.'
'He did a bronski and I laughed so hard I cried.'
'I did a bronski and my face got stuck.'
A Bronski
Screaming 'BRRRRRROOOONNNNNNNNSSSSKKKKIII' between a woman’s breasts like you're trying to summon a demon.
'I did a bronski and I summoned a demon.'
'He screamed bronski so loud, the neighbors called the cops.'
'She did a bronski and I got a headache.'
A Bronski
Putting your face in a girl’s chest and yelling 'bronsky' so loud it sounds like you're on a mission from God.
'He did a bronski and I thought he was possessed.'
'She did a bronski and it was glorious.'
'I did a bronski and my face was holy.'
A Bronski
A dance move you do by raising your arms and tapping your wrists like you're trying to annoy a chicken.
'He did the bronski and the chicken ran away.'
'She did the bronski and I laughed at her.'
'I did the bronski and I felt stupid.'
A Bronski
A can or bottle of beer, but also a curse you drink to forget your sins.
'That beer is a bronski, and I drank it like a sinner.'
'He drank a bronski and forgot his ex.'
'I had a bronski and I got drunk.'
A Broad Davey
A man’s butt that got torn up by two guys at the same time, like it was a sandwich and they both bit it.
My cousin’s butt looked like a war zone after the Davey incident.
He said he felt like a donut that got stepped on by two elephants.
That Davey was so bad, the nurse had to give him a second opinion.
A Broad Davey
A guy’s behind that got double-punched by two guys, and it never recovered.
He said it felt like his backside got hit by a truck and a bicycle at the same time.
Davey was so intense, he got a new nickname: The Double Dribble.
After the Davey, he couldn’t sit down for a week.
A Broad Davey
A man’s butt that was used as a trampoline by two guys at the same time.
He told me he felt like a trampoline that got jumped on by two guys who didn’t know how to land.
The Davey was so bad, he got a certificate for being a human trampoline.
He said he didn’t know if he was being used as a trampoline or a stress ball.
A British Physical
A British Physical is when the guy sits on the girl's back, she opens her butt like a door, he sticks his hand up her butt, grabs all the goo he can, then slaps it into her snatch like he's trying to murder her with a cheeseburger.
My cousin said it's like a triple scoop of ice cream, but with butt juice and a side of pain.
He did it so hard, the lady screamed like she was being stabbed by a dozen chickens.
My brother tried it and ended up with a face like he'd been hit by a truck.
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