A Brooklyn

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A Brooklyn is when you’re still trying to get your pants off after five minutes of grinding.

Brooklyn: 5 minutes. Me: 5 minutes of trying to catch my breath and still getting teased.

Brooklyn: 7 minutes. Me: 7 minutes of thinking I’m a legend.

Brooklyn: 5 minutes. Me: 5 minutes of thinking I’m going to die from the effort.

A Brooklyn is the most popular girl in school, but she’s also the most insecure and thinks everyone hates her.

Brooklyn: ‘I’m the coolest girl ever.’ Me: ‘You’re the coolest, but also the most delusional.’

Brooklyn: ‘Everyone thinks I’m amazing.’ Me: ‘No one else does.’

Brooklyn: ‘I’m the most popular girl in school.’ Me: ‘Yes, but you also think everyone hates you.’

A Brooklyn is a friend who will kiss your ass if you treat her right, but if you betray her, she’ll beat you up and tell your mom.

Brooklyn: ‘I’ll stick with you forever.’ Me: ‘Until you betray me.’

Brooklyn: ‘You’re my best friend.’ Me: ‘Then don’t betray me.’

Brooklyn: ‘You’re my favorite person.’ Me: ‘Then don’t break my heart.’

A Brooklyn is a hot girl who’s nice to everyone, but all the guys are trying to get into her pants.

Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a nice girl.’ Me: ‘You’re the nicest, but also the hottest.’

Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a friend.’ Me: ‘You’re the nicest friend, but all the guys want you.’

Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a regular girl.’ Me: ‘You’re regular, but also the most popular.’

A Brooklyn is a girl so beautiful and perfect that she makes everyone else look like a mess.

Brooklyn: ‘I’m just average.’ Me: ‘You’re not average. You’re perfect.’

Brooklyn: ‘I’m not that good.’ Me: ‘You’re the best.’

Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a normal girl.’ Me: ‘You’re not normal. You’re perfect.’

A Brooklyn is a girl who will fight for you, but she also fights everyone else because she’s that good.

Brooklyn: ‘I’ll always be there for you.’ Me: ‘You’ll also fight everyone else.’

Brooklyn: ‘I’ll stick with you forever.’ Me: ‘You’ll also fight me if I betray you.’

Brooklyn: ‘I’m your friend.’ Me: ‘You’re also the best fighter in school.’

A Brooklyn is the most popular girl in school, and everyone knows it.

Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a normal girl.’ Me: ‘You’re the most popular girl in school.’

Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a friend.’ Me: ‘You’re the most popular friend in school.’

Brooklyn: ‘I’m just average.’ Me: ‘You’re not average. You’re the best.’