A Broad Davey

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A man’s butt that got torn up by two guys at the same time, like it was a sandwich and they both bit it.

My cousin’s butt looked like a war zone after the Davey incident.

He said he felt like a donut that got stepped on by two elephants.

That Davey was so bad, the nurse had to give him a second opinion.

A guy’s behind that got double-punched by two guys, and it never recovered.

He said it felt like his backside got hit by a truck and a bicycle at the same time.

Davey was so intense, he got a new nickname: The Double Dribble.

After the Davey, he couldn’t sit down for a week.

A man’s butt that was used as a trampoline by two guys at the same time.

He told me he felt like a trampoline that got jumped on by two guys who didn’t know how to land.

The Davey was so bad, he got a certificate for being a human trampoline.

He said he didn’t know if he was being used as a trampoline or a stress ball.