A Broken

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A Broken is a sad sack of a person who lives in a bubble and believes all the dumb stuff that politicians and conspiracy theorists say. They tweet it like it’s the last meal on earth and make their family and friends want to throw them out the window.
RT @fakepresident: The moon landing was faked by communists and aliens!
My cousin thinks the government is controlling the WiFi. I’ve been stuck with him since 2016.
My uncle retweets every conspiracy theory like it’s a holiday.
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Broken is when something is so overpowered that it makes the game feel like a joke. It’s like having a nuclear bomb in a game where you just fight with sticks.
That sword gives me +100 damage. I don’t even need to swing it.
This game is broken because I can kill 10 enemies in one hit.
I used a broken spell and my opponent died before he could blink.
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Broken mug? That’s a scam. You paid for a mug that’s broken, and now you’re stuck with a useless piece of junk.
I bought a broken mug. It’s just a pile of shards and regret.
The ad said it was a ‘broken mug’ but it’s more like a broken heart.
I tried to drink from it. Now I have a mouthful of shards and rage.
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Broken is when you’re so dead inside you think you’re a zombie. You’ve lost everything and don’t even care anymore.
I’m broken. My soul is in the trash can.
My life is a broken vase. I don’t even try to fix it.
I was broken after my dog ran away with my best friend.
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Broken people are the most interesting. They’re in pieces but still have fire inside. Don’t try to fix them. Let them be wild.
My friend is broken. She’s wild and weird and I love her for it.
My brother is broken but he’s got more soul than most people.
Broken people are like wild animals. They don’t need taming.
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Broken is when something is so good it makes the game feel like a joke. It’s like having the keys to the kingdom and everyone else is still using sticks.
This card is broken. It gives me 1000 life. I don’t even need to play.
The game is broken because I have a card that wins every match.
That card is so broken, the game just gave me a free victory.
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Broken is when something is shattered. It’s in pieces and probably won’t ever work the same again. People think they need to fix it, but sometimes it’s better left broken.
My vase is broken. It’s just shards and my anger.
My heart is broken. I don’t even try to fix it.
That plate is broken. It’s just in pieces and my mom won’t stop talking about it.
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