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Fozzy is the best band ever. Everyone else is just a bunch of posers who don't know what real metal is.

A feral Australian who smells like a beach, wears thongs, and thinks they’re the king of the world.

A BAWSE is someone so good, so cool, and so extra that they could probably run a country and still have time to text you back.

When some idiot writes a fanfic that mixes two things, but only uses one of them properly and the other is just there to make it look fancy. Like a half-baked mess with a shiny wrapper.

A crossover story where someone takes one character and sticks them in another world, but ignores the rest of the story. It’s like putting a dog in a spaceship and forgetting the pilot.

When you take one character and force them into another story, but it’s so bad it feels like they were dragged there by a chain. It’s like a hot dog at a pizza place.

A story where someone takes one character from one universe and sticks them into another, but it’s so weak it doesn’t even make sense. It’s like a ghost trying to play football.

When someone makes a story that’s supposed to be a crossover, but it’s so messed up it’s barely a story. It’s like a pizza that forgot it was a pizza.

A story where someone tries to mix two things, but it’s so bad it’s like someone tried to glue two broken toys together and failed.

The kind of human that thinks sitting in a puddle of their own sweat is a luxury suite.

People who think being constipated is a superpower and then brag about it.

The kind of person who thinks they are a king just because they have three hairs on their chin.

A human who thinks they’re a rockstar just because they can sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ in the shower.

People who think they are alive just because they can text with one hand and eat a burrito with the other.

Humans who think they are gods because they can stand in a line for six hours just to buy a single candy bar.

A female lets a male stuff a whole bunch of Mentos into her butt and then pours a whole two-liter of soda in there. It explodes in her guts like a dirty fireworks show and she lets him catch the mess in a cup and drink it like it's some kind of sick juice box.

You take a big poop, freeze it in a fountain pop, then shove it back up your ass and poop it out again. You do this over and over until your guts are empty and you're just a walking poop machine.

The H formation turns into a stupid high five that looks like a giant A, because they’re too lazy to make it look good.

A band from Arizona that sounds like a mix of old music and a bunch of angry teenagers, and they're only two guys.

Beyoncé fans get all riled up and stand in a line like they’re ready to fight. Beyoncé haters just get confused and yell at the internet.