A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release
People who think they are alive just because they can text with one hand and eat a burrito with the other.
He tried to text while doing a burrito dance and fell into a fountain.
She texted her ex while eating a taco and got a face full of salsa.
He tried to text and burrito-surf and got hit by a shopping cart.