A Brit weird
A British person who’s so weird they probably invented the phrase 'Why would you do that?' and then cursed it.
'Why would you wear socks with sandals? That’s madness!', A Brit weird at a coffee shop.
'I can’t believe you’re eating a muffin at 3 a. m.', A Brit weird texting you at 3 a. m.
'I’m not weird. I’m just British.', A Brit weird again.