A Crap for That

"You think that's a jack-o-lantern? That's a cursed Halloween experiment!", @CandyCursed

My cousin tried to use 2004's easter candy for halloween and got excommunicated from the candy church

I saw a kid try to use 1998's easter candy and it looked like a dead raccoon in a sock.

Strong Bad says, 'A crap for that!' because he can't even beat a video game without screaming

I got a 'A crap for that!' from Strong Bad after I beat him at Mario Kart

Strong Bad yelled 'A crap for that!' when his Wiimote broke mid-game.

The chicken whispered, 'A crap for that,' when the farmer yelled at it

The chicken said 'A crap for that' instead of 'shut the fuck up' when the farmer yelled at it

The chicken said 'A crap for that' to the farmer because it was too scared to say 'shut the fuck up'.

I lost $50 at craps because I rolled a 2 and cried

My uncle plays craps all day and still doesn't know what he's doing

Craps is like gambling for people who think they’re smart.

I said 'crap' and a cunt said, 'You're not cool, you're just lazy!'

I used 'crap' in a sentence and a cunt laughed at me

I said 'crap' in front of a cunt and they threw a fit.

'Crap' is the best word to use when you're too lazy to think of anything else

I said 'crap' 50 times in a row and no one yelled at me

Crap is like the Swiss Army knife of words.

My teacher talked for 4 hours and my dog fell asleep in the middle of the classroom

My mom talked for so long that my dog walked out of the room

I talked for 30 minutes straight and my dog looked at me like I was a weirdo.