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A Flock of Seagulls
A band from the 80s. Their hair was so wild, it looked like a hair salon exploded in a hurricane. They were also a character in a movie that looked like he got a haircut from a chicken.
My brother thinks that guy in the movie has the best haircut. I think he’s trying to escape from a hair salon.
My friend says they’re the best band ever. I think they just ran away from a bunch of angry ducks.
My cousin thinks the band’s hair is so wild, it should be a holiday.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Flock of Seagulls
A band from the 80s. They made some songs that were okay, but their hair was so wild, it looked like a tornado hit a hair salon.
My friend says they're the best band ever. I think they just ran away from a bunch of angry ducks.
My mom thinks their hair is wild. I think it's trying to escape from a hair salon.
My brother says they're cool. I think they just got chased by a mob of angry ducks.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Flock of Seagulls
A band with hair so wild, it looked like a tornado hit a hair salon. They made some songs, but they also had a guy who was weird and made bad decisions with hair.
My uncle says he wants a haircut like that. I think he wants to look like he was electrocuted by a hair dryer.
My friend says he wants to be in the band. I think he just wants to run away from a mob of angry ducks.
My mom says that guy is weird. I think he's just trying to escape from a hair salon.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Flock of Seagulls
Birds that scream like they're being chased by a mob of angry ducks. They also have a habit of yelling 'MINE!' like they're trying to take over the ocean.
My dog chased a seagull. It screamed 'MINE!' like it was a duck marathon.
My sister saw a seagull and it yelled 'MINE!' like it was trying to take over the ocean.
My dad got yelled at by a seagull. It sounded like a duck marathon.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Flea in Her Ear
The most ridiculous play ever. A wife thinks her husband is cheating so she drags her friend into a mess. The husband brings his friend, there's a gun, a letter, onion soup, a hotel with a nutsy owner, a sassy maid, a creepy German, a weird wife, a drunk old man in the bed, a guy who can't talk, a double of the husband, and beds that spin like a crazy person.
My teacher said this play was like a nightmare with a plot.
I watched it and I felt like I was in a jail cell with a hot mess.
This play is so dumb, it should have a warning label.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Flea in Her Ear
A play so wild it should be banned. A wife thinks her husband is cheating, so she drags her friend in. Then the husband drags his friend in. There's a gun. There's soup. There's a hotel. There's a madman. There's a woman with no sense. There's a drunk guy. There's a mute guy. And then there’s a bed that spins like a lunatic.
I thought this play was the worst thing ever. It was like a nightmare from hell.
This play is so insane, it should have a warning label.
My brother said this play was like a rollercoaster with a side of nonsense.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Flea in Her Ear
The wildest play you’ll ever see. A wife thinks her husband is cheating so she pulls her friend in. The husband drags his friend in. There's a gun. There's a letter. There's soup. There's a hotel. There's a crazy owner. There's a sassy maid. There's a German creep. There's a drunk old man. There's a mute guy. There's a double of the husband. And beds that spin like a madman.
This play was so wild, I thought I was in a circus.
I watched this play and I felt like I was in a war zone.
This play is the most insane thing I have ever seen.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Flat Miner
What happens when you let a piano fall into a mineshaft and hope it hits someone.
I dropped a piano down the shaft and it landed right on old Joe. He’s got a new hobby now: screaming at the ceiling.
The piano hit the miner so hard, he’s now the flat miner. And he’s flat.
That piano was like a gift from the devil. It flattened the guy and the whole mine.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Flat Miner
When a piano decides to take a vacation in a mineshaft and crashes on a miner.
The piano went on a vacation and crashed on a miner. Now he’s a flat miner and the piano’s on a permanent vacation.
I dropped a piano in the mine, and it took a vacation on top of a miner. Now he’s flat.
The piano went to the mine for a break and took a miner’s break. He’s flat now.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Flat Miner
A miner who got flattened by a piano in a mineshaft, and now he’s stuck with that title forever.
That piano flattened him so hard, he’s stuck with the title of flat miner for life.
He got flattened by a piano in a mine. Now he’s a flat miner and never getting up again.
The piano hit him like a boss. Now he’s a flat miner, and that’s his new job.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Flaming Barney
When a bug gets too close to a fire and gets roasted like a piece of meat in the sky.
That mosquito flew right into my campfire and exploded like a tiny firework.
My brother tried to roast a fly and it just went up in flames.
I saw a bug fly into a bonfire and turn into a glowing smoldering mess.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Flaming Barney
A bug gets too close to a fire and gets incinerated midair like it was cursed.
That fly flew into the fire and got turned into a flaming bug in the sky.
My friend tried to catch a bug near the fire and it just exploded.
I saw a bug go up in flames while flying over a bonfire.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Flaming Barney
When a bug gets too close to a fire and gets turned into a firework in the sky.
That little bug flew right into the fire and lit up like a firecracker.
I saw a bug zoom into a fire and became a glowing flash in the sky.
My sister’s bug flew into the fire and became a flaming streak.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Flaccid
A flaccid is a bunch of old white guys who haven't had a real boner since the 80s and still think they're cool.
My dad's work group is a flaccid. They just sit there and complain about the internet.
The flaccid at the golf club argue about the weather like it's a war.
My uncle's flaccid is so bad, he brought a calculator to the bar.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Flaccid
A flaccid is when you're so soft, you can't even stand up to a real man.
My flaccid was so bad, I couldn't even watch the wrestling match.
He got a flaccid after eating three burgers and watching cat videos.
My brother got a flaccid because he forgot to put on deodorant.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Flaccid
A flaccid is when your manhood is so weak, it folds like a piece of paper.
He got a flaccid after losing to his kid in a video game.
My flaccid started when I spilled coffee on my pants.
He got a flaccid because he forgot how to spell 'penis'.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Flaccid
A flaccid is when you're so unexcited, you could fall asleep during a fire alarm.
He got a flaccid when his girlfriend showed up with her mom.
My flaccid started when I saw my ex on Instagram.
He got a flaccid because he had to listen to his mom's dating advice.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Flaccid
A flaccid is when your manhood is hiding and taking a nap.
He got a flaccid because he forgot to put on his pants.
My flaccid was so bad, I couldn't even beat my kid at Mario Kart.
He got a flaccid after eating six donuts and watching cat videos.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Flaccid
A flaccid is when you're so chill, you could be a mountain.
He got a flaccid because he was too tired to fight his brother.
My flaccid was so strong, I didn't even need coffee to survive the day.
He got a flaccid and just sat there like a statue.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Flaccid
A flaccid is what you think of when you're trying to forget a hard-on.
He got a flaccid when he saw his mom's new boyfriend.
My flaccid came in when I had to do my math homework.
He got a flaccid because he forgot how to spell 'hard-on'.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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