A Flock of Seagulls

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A term for anyone with a stupid haircut. It's not just a band. It's a curse. You get it if you look like a bald eagle got hit by a hair dryer.
My cousin has a flock of seagulls haircut. He looks like he was electrocuted by a hair straightener.
My teacher said I have a flock of seagulls hair. I told her she has a flock of seagulls eyes.
My dog's owner has a flock of seagulls haircut. I think he's trying to escape from a hair salon.
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An 80s band that was barely cool back then, but now they're like the kings of retro. All because of a song in a video game. That song was just a bunch of guys running like they were chased by a mob of angry ducks.
My dad says A Flock of Seagulls are the best because of the GTA song. I think he's high.
My brother plays that song in the car. It sounds like a duck marathon.
My friend thinks they're cool because they ran away from something. I think they're just lazy.
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A name for someone with a weird hairdo. It's like a bald eagle got a perm and a hair dryer exploded on its head.
My mom says I look like a flock of seagulls. I told her I was just trying to be cool.
My friend’s hair is so wild, I think he’s trying to escape from a hair salon.
My uncle’s hair looks like it was made by a tornado and a hair dryer.
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A band from the 80s. Their hair was so wild, it looked like a hair salon exploded in a hurricane. They were also a character in a movie that looked like he got a haircut from a chicken.
My brother thinks that guy in the movie has the best haircut. I think he’s trying to escape from a hair salon.
My friend says they’re the best band ever. I think they just ran away from a bunch of angry ducks.
My cousin thinks the band’s hair is so wild, it should be a holiday.
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A band from the 80s. They made some songs that were okay, but their hair was so wild, it looked like a tornado hit a hair salon.
My friend says they're the best band ever. I think they just ran away from a bunch of angry ducks.
My mom thinks their hair is wild. I think it's trying to escape from a hair salon.
My brother says they're cool. I think they just got chased by a mob of angry ducks.
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A band with hair so wild, it looked like a tornado hit a hair salon. They made some songs, but they also had a guy who was weird and made bad decisions with hair.
My uncle says he wants a haircut like that. I think he wants to look like he was electrocuted by a hair dryer.
My friend says he wants to be in the band. I think he just wants to run away from a mob of angry ducks.
My mom says that guy is weird. I think he's just trying to escape from a hair salon.
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Birds that scream like they're being chased by a mob of angry ducks. They also have a habit of yelling 'MINE!' like they're trying to take over the ocean.
My dog chased a seagull. It screamed 'MINE!' like it was a duck marathon.
My sister saw a seagull and it yelled 'MINE!' like it was trying to take over the ocean.
My dad got yelled at by a seagull. It sounded like a duck marathon.
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