A Flock of Seagulls
A band with hair so wild, it looked like a tornado hit a hair salon. They made some songs, but they also had a guy who was weird and made bad decisions with hair.
My uncle says he wants a haircut like that. I think he wants to look like he was electrocuted by a hair dryer.
My friend says he wants to be in the band. I think he just wants to run away from a mob of angry ducks.
My mom says that guy is weird. I think he's just trying to escape from a hair salon.